ant's definitions

Mofone

A really, really, shitty phone.

Work you stupid motherfucking Mofone!

by Ant April 23, 2005

Grotty

a commonly used word...originally from the 80's

a nun squatting down in a cucumber field

by Ant April 12, 2005

The Friday Night Project

MKeaning to fuck every Friday Night on a regular basis.

Right, I've got an erection, time to work on our Friday Night Project!

by Ant April 11, 2005

Bam Margera

Bastarding Funny
Amazingly Hilarious Stunts
May Be Insane... Maybe...

Might Be the Most Out Of Control Person on The Entire Earth
And Cool Too!
Raving Mad
Getting Funnier All The Time
Entered Mindlessness As A Child
Rams Into Stuff For Fun
Ass Kickinly Good At Skating

Viva la Bam is THE funniest thing on television.

by Ant April 11, 2005

Mudded out

When a girl gets fucked too much that her vagina gets all wide so it looks nasty and loose.You can probably stick a tree in it.

"Look at that mudded out hoe over there tryin' to get some dick.I Hope he know her pussy nasty."

by Ant March 30, 2005

Crazy Frog

A really funny ringtone which has been downloaded in the UK 1 million times. Also avalible for wallpapers, games and loads of other stuff. Its the funniest yet the most annoying ringtone ever made. By the way, it isnt just for chavs!!!!! Everyone bloody has it!

A ding ding ding ding dong don da den dong dong dong a dong dong dong dong dong WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ant February 17, 2005

Doh

Derived from Homer Simpson, this word is used to express frustration, or when you realise you've just done something incredibly stupid.

Guy 1:Have you ever seen a BMW?
Guy 2:Hell yes!
Guy 1:Have you ever touched a BMW?
Guy 2:I think so, yeah.
Guy 1:Have you ever licked a BMW?
Guy 2:No, but I wish I could.
Guy 1: BMW stands for Black Mans Willy.
Guy 2: DOH!!!!!!!

by Ant February 2, 2005