paraletic

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.
We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'
by ant July 05, 2004
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tap-room lawyer

A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi
Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!
by ant July 23, 2004
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Bozak

Grab da bozak bitch
by Ant February 18, 2004
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photi

An aquarian animal with scales and fins.

PHotograph
wOmen
staTIon

ph-o-ti. phonetics darling!
He be sleepin' wit' da photi.
by Ant December 21, 2003
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turtle's head

The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.
'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'
by ant July 27, 2004
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squillion

Q is in a squillion channels
by Ant December 22, 2003
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stuffy

I've just won twenty quid on the fixed odds.
You stuffy twat!
by ant August 11, 2004
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