turtle's head

The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.

'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'

by ant July 27, 2004

photi

An aquarian animal with scales and fins.

PHotograph
wOmen
staTIon

ph-o-ti. phonetics darling!

He be sleepin' wit' da photi.

by Ant December 21, 2003

frosty

When you get a deoderant spray can, spray it really close to your skin and make the skin freeze and come off

Shit, That frosty really kills!

by ant January 11, 2005

Lil' Jon

The crunkest artist in the game.

Did you get that Lil' Jon CD??

by Ant February 18, 2004

stuffy

lucky, fortunate (uk slang)

I've just won twenty quid on the fixed odds.
You stuffy twat!

by ant August 11, 2004

gandhi's revenge

Named after the assasinated Indian leader, this rather colourful expression refers to the stinging burning sensation one experiences in one's anus when shitting out a curry of the vindaloo or phal variety (i.e. v.hot)

Wow my arsehole is killing me!
Well that's Gandhi's revenge - you shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night.

by ant August 09, 2004

squillion

A bajillion million.

Q is in a squillion channels

by Ant December 22, 2003