andy1's definitions

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 24, 2005

San Fagsicko

And yet another word for San Francisco, the gay bay. See San Fagshitco and San Fransissyco.

If you are going to San Fagsicko, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 June 6, 2005

bird turd

Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds

by andy1 June 5, 2005

aircuntditioner

a slang way to pronounce the device that cools your house or your car

It's 90° in here. Please turn on the aircunt

by andy1 May 30, 2005

Crime-dotte County

Slang term for Wyandotte County, Kansas, a horrible place to live.

The only reason to ever enter Crime-dotte County is to go to the airport or Cabela's

by andy1 February 25, 2005

Foster Grunt

One of the leading brands of sunglasses.

I don't wear my Foster Grunts at nighttime.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

douche mark

The monetary unit of germany, or doucheland

The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn't even wipe your butt or anything.

by andy1 January 16, 2006