andy1's definitions

Karmon Hardon

One of the top lines of stereo equipment in the sixties

Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.

by andy1 May 29, 2005

uh ah grunt maceo

the entire vocabulary of james brown

uh ah grunt maceo

by andy1 November 20, 2003

buffalo breath

Bad breath, similar to poo breath, etc.

In junior high, lotsa peeps had buffalo breath.

by andy1 June 8, 2005

cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 11, 2005

Bernadildo, NM

City in New Mexico, north of Albuturkey

Bernadildo, NM is becoming very popular.

by andy1 March 13, 2010

CLIST

Acronym for Cunt Lick Induced Sore Throat

Phil gets CLIST periodically

by andy1 October 9, 2004

murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

by andy1 August 10, 2005