Definitions by andy1
KANSAS TURDPILE
Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.
When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.
KANSAS TURDPILE by andy1 June 15, 2007
Foster Grunt
Foster Grunt by andy1 June 15, 2007
Penisylvania
One of the original 13 states, founded by William Penn, popularized by Ben Franklin, also known as the Keystone State. Penisoil is from Penisylvania.
Penisylvania by andy1 April 12, 2007
chip whore
a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom
That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.
chip whore by andy1 March 25, 2007