andy1's definitions

Truman Fagpote

Famous author of Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood.

Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.

by andy1 July 3, 2006

Hannukah Heights

The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas

Izzy grew up in Hannukah Heights

by andy1 September 9, 2006

Hannukah Lewinsky

Eight Days in a Row of Blowjobs

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys

by andy1 September 9, 2006

urethra franklin

A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.

I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner

by andy1 September 13, 2006

Atlanta Urinal & Constipation

Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution

Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.

by andy1 September 24, 2006

ball street urinal

Slang term for the Wall Street Journal

Although the ball street urinal occasionaly has a human interest sports story, it will not become a complete newspaper until it gets a daily sports section.

by andy1 September 24, 2006

murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

by andy1 August 10, 2005