andy1's definitions

gay bay

Truckdrivers (and others) slang for San Fagcisco

if you get anywhere near the gay bay, you need to wear a butt protector.

by andy1 March 27, 2005

FDs

Face Douches; moist towlettes, also known by trade names wash 'n' dri and wet naps.

Hey Phil, can you get some FDs out of the glove cuntpartment

by andy1 May 30, 2005

CTF

Abbreviation For Chuck the Flake

CTF worked on the air conditioner for hours, said it was fixed, but there was no change

by andy1 December 3, 2003

Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.

I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"

by andy1 June 8, 2005

KUNT

A radio station in the Western USA

I was listening to radio station KUNT-AM, 690 on your dial, the eatingest station in the (w)hole of the nation!

by andy1 October 29, 2004

barf-n-puke

Slang word for bad Bar-b-que

Those ribs are bad at Wyandot Barf-N-Puke

by andy1 March 27, 2005

KANSAS TURDPILE

Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.

When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.

by andy1 June 15, 2007