andy1's definitions

cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 11, 2005

KWIK-RIP

Slang term for the QWIK-TRIP series of convenience stores

Do you want to go to KWIK-RIP or Shoplift 'N' Go?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

by andy1 August 10, 2005

CLIST

Acronym for Cunt Lick Induced Sore Throat

Phil gets CLIST periodically

by andy1 October 9, 2004

Bernadildo, NM

City in New Mexico, north of Albuturkey

Bernadildo, NM is becoming very popular.

by andy1 March 13, 2010

casino butt

The syndrome and physical object of people (mainly women) who sit at a slot machine all day.

Did you see the casino butt on that 400 lb. pig? She was sitting next to a Charles Manson look-alike (Whom you see at the casino on at least every other visit)

by andy1 January 9, 2006

Pile of Debris

Slang term used among the casino crowd for the "Isle of Capri" series of casinos

Hey Steve, the Jackpot on Carribean Stud is $340K down at the Pile of Debris

by andy1 June 21, 2004