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An Acronym for Cutlass Beat Off Taillight Syndrome. Virtually all 1973-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlasses had a badly designed connector for the left taillight bulb, and on virtually all of the cars within a few months of manufacture the left taillight bulb would quit working. A little elbow grease and bending with a needle nose pliers could get it shining again. I doubt if the manufacturer (GM) ever knew about it, or if they did, they did nothing about it.

Lori's 1973 Cutlass had a case of CBOTS, my 1977 Cutlass had CBOTS, in the 1970s I saw many cases of CBOTS every day.
by andy1 June 15, 2007
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a slang way to pronounce the device that cools your house or your car
It's 90° in here. Please turn on the aircunt
by andy1 May 26, 2005
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The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.
The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.
by andy1 June 30, 2006
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a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom
That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.
by andy1 March 21, 2007
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The sex change operation where a man is changed into a woman.
Christine (formerly George) Jorgensen was among the first to have a chopadichtomy in the early 1950s. See also addadictome
by andy1 December 07, 2006
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