In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
Acronym for Cunt Lick Induced Sore Throat
Phil gets CLIST periodically
October 09, 2004
The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.
I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"
Eight Days in a Row of Blowjobs
Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys
September 09, 2006
German name for what we call Germany
Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches
February 25, 2006
Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.
Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"
A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.
Everybody was laughing at David during the Super Bowl; he had an FBP.