Definitions by andy1

W-Douche 40 

Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40

Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.

W-Douche 40 by andy1 July 24, 2007

Susan Ostrich 

A left-wing lawyer on TV with the most obnoxious voice on the planet, and the 3rd most obnoxious face. More commonly known as Susan Estrich.

Susan Ostrich was on Fox News last night; it was worse than chalk on a blackboard.

Susan Ostrich by andy1 July 14, 2007

CBOTS 

An Acronym for Cutlass Beat Off Taillight Syndrome. Virtually all 1973-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlasses had a badly designed connector for the left taillight bulb, and on virtually all of the cars within a few months of manufacture the left taillight bulb would quit working. A little elbow grease and bending with a needle nose pliers could get it shining again. I doubt if the manufacturer (GM) ever knew about it, or if they did, they did nothing about it.

Lori's 1973 Cutlass had a case of CBOTS, my 1977 Cutlass had CBOTS, in the 1970s I saw many cases of CBOTS every day.

CBOTS by andy1 July 12, 2007

Fair Line 

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.

Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.

Fair Line by andy1 June 15, 2007

Jiminy Cracker 

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

Jiminy Cracker by andy1 June 15, 2007

eleanor clit 

Left-wing reporter for Newsweek

Eleanor Clit is actually smarter than your average lib.

eleanor clit by andy1 June 15, 2007

Fair Pole 

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.

Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.

Fair Pole by andy1 June 15, 2007