andy1's definitions
Although the ball street urinal occasionaly has a human interest sports story, it will not become a complete newspaper until it gets a daily sports section.
by andy1 September 24, 2006

by andy1 May 30, 2005

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.
The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.
“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.
“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
by andy1 March 4, 2009

A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.
by andy1 August 5, 2005

An older actress who was old even as she appeared on the Mary Tyler Moore show 39 years ago, as Mary's landlord Phyllis Lindstrom.
by andy1 April 6, 2009

by andy1 July 3, 2006

A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.
I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner
by andy1 September 13, 2006
