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ball street urinal

Although the ball street urinal occasionaly has a human interest sports story, it will not become a complete newspaper until it gets a daily sports section.
by andy1 September 24, 2006
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FDs

Face Douches; moist towlettes, also known by trade names wash 'n' dri and wet naps.
Hey Phil, can you get some FDs out of the glove cuntpartment
by andy1 May 30, 2005
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Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.
On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
by andy1 March 4, 2009
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FPB

A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.
Everybody was laughing at David during the Super Bowl; he had an FBP.
by andy1 August 5, 2005
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Clitoris Leachman

An older actress who was old even as she appeared on the Mary Tyler Moore show 39 years ago, as Mary's landlord Phyllis Lindstrom.
Clitoris Leachman appeared on the MTM show from 1970 through 1975.
by andy1 April 6, 2009
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Truman Fagpote

Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.
by andy1 July 3, 2006
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urethra franklin

A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.
I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner
by andy1 September 13, 2006
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