andy1's definitions

Feces Pizza

Affectionate nickname for CiCi's Pizza

Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackoff in the Box, a barf-n-puke joint, Shoplift 'N' Go, KWIK-RIP, Pizza Slut, or Feces Pizza to eat tonight?

by andy1 December 11, 2006

San Francisco Blackjack

A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.

After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"

by andy1 April 26, 2006

Barry Faggotlow

A semi-famous orange-haired singer who may or may not be gay, aka Barry Manilow. Chicks love him, guys hate him.

I wonder if Barry Faggotlow would know what to do with Mandy if he caught her.

by andy1 January 23, 2007

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

doucheland

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

by andy1 February 25, 2006