andy1's definitions

uh ah grunt maceo

the entire vocabulary of james brown

uh ah grunt maceo

by andy1 November 20, 2003

FDs

Face Douches; moist towlettes, also known by trade names wash 'n' dri and wet naps.

Hey Phil, can you get some FDs out of the glove cuntpartment

by andy1 May 30, 2005

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Hannukah Lewinsky

Eight Days in a Row of Blowjobs

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys

by andy1 September 9, 2006

douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.

The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.

by andy1 June 12, 2005

Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

Crack & Pecker

One of the early, original, still existing lines of power tools. Some people still refer to them as Black & Decker. Since the development of the new higher tech rechargeable batteries, many models today are cordless, rather than hard-wired.

Bill, you griznoid, do you prefer a Ryobi or a Crack & Pecker cordless drill?

by andy1 April 4, 2006