Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.
I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"
by andy1 June 02, 2005
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Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.
I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"
by andy1 June 02, 2005
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on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off
Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.
by andy1 May 23, 2005
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San Francisco Blackjack

A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.
After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"
by andy1 April 09, 2006
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Crack & Pecker

One of the early, original, still existing lines of power tools. Some people still refer to them as Black & Decker. Since the development of the new higher tech rechargeable batteries, many models today are cordless, rather than hard-wired.
Bill, you griznoid, do you prefer a Ryobi or a Crack & Pecker cordless drill?
by andy1 April 05, 2006
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40 Highway

For some reason Missourians (Who mostly also pronounce Missouri wrong) say 40 Highway for Highway 40. They also do this for the other numbered state and U.S. highways, e.g., 71 Highway, 50 Highway, 7 Highway, etc. I have no idea why they do this, and I have come across no other group who does this.
by andy1 December 02, 2010
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murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.
You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.
by andy1 July 20, 2005
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