andy1's definitions

Hannukah Heights

The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas

Izzy grew up in Hannukah Heights

by andy1 September 9, 2006

Hannukah Lewinsky

Eight Days in a Row of Blowjobs

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys

by andy1 September 9, 2006

demonrat

Proper name for what many people call a member of the U.S. Democratic party, who believes in being soft on crime, soft on national defense and terrorism, and extra rights for minorities and women. They basically also believe in communism, socialism, penalizing the productive thru progressive and high taxes, stealing from the earners and producers, and giving free money to the lazy and the non-producers. They have also basically brainwashed the public, for no working person in their right mind would vote for this crap.

Algore is a liberal demonrat.

by andy1 July 23, 2006

Truman Fagpote

Famous author of Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood.

Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.

by andy1 July 3, 2006

ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.

The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.

by andy1 July 1, 2006

californicate

To fuck up or make like California

Many years ago there was a bumper sticker: "DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO"

by andy1 May 30, 2006

San Francisco Blackjack

A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.

After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"

by andy1 April 26, 2006