andy1's definitions

bird turd

Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds

by andy1 June 5, 2005

chopadichtomy

The sex change operation where a man is changed into a woman.

Christine (formerly George) Jorgensen was among the first to have a chopadichtomy in the early 1950s. See also addadictome

by andy1 December 7, 2006

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 24, 2005

Karmon Hardon

One of the top lines of stereo equipment in the sixties

Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.

by andy1 May 29, 2005

shet

Polish immigrant pronunciation of "shit"

Leon shet in the outhouse

by andy1 October 29, 2004

Hardon's

Slang word for the fast-food chain Hardee's.

Do you want to go to Hardee's, Barfy's, Pizza Slut, or Taco Smell?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Suck The Bag

A semi-nonsensical expression we used to yell at people when we were teenagers in the 60s

As we drove past people on the sidewalk, we would yell "Suck The Bag"

by andy1 June 8, 2005