andy1's definitions

Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

Fuck Fart Douche

A popular Oldsmobile model, the "442"

When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)

by andy1 September 6, 2005

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 24, 2005

San Fagsicko

And yet another word for San Francisco, the gay bay. See San Fagshitco and San Fransissyco.

If you are going to San Fagsicko, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 June 6, 2005

chopadichtomy

The sex change operation where a man is changed into a woman.

Christine (formerly George) Jorgensen was among the first to have a chopadichtomy in the early 1950s. See also addadictome

by andy1 December 7, 2006

griznoid

the hole in the end of your penis. See geenock

Our crowd made this up 38 years ago when someone said they had no idea what it was called (say a medical term). It is mainly used as an insult: "Bill, you grisnoid!"

by andy1 May 16, 2005

bird turd

Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds

by andy1 June 5, 2005