andy1's definitions

Taco Smell

Slang word for the fast-food chain Taco Bell. Also can define the smell of a pussy.

Do you want to go to Taco Smell, Barfy's}, {Hardon's}, or {Pizza Slut?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Shoplift 'N' Go

Slang name for the former Shop 'N' Go series of convenience stores.

Do you want to go to Shoplift 'N' Go or KWIK-RIP?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

KWIK-RIP

Slang term for the QWIK-TRIP series of convenience stores

Do you want to go to KWIK-RIP or Shoplift 'N' Go?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 24, 2005

OVJ

Abbreviation for Ortho Vaginal Jelly, a storebought type of pussy juice

The ortho company makes lotsa money when people put ovj on their pussies

by andy1 May 24, 2005

jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

by andy1 May 27, 2005