Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.
When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.
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The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.
The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.
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Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution
Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.
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andy1
September 23, 2006
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Slang word for bad Bar-b-que
Those ribs are bad at Wyandot Barf-N-Puke
Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.
Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.
The syndrome and physical object of people (mainly women) who sit at a slot machine all day.
Did you see the casino butt on that 400 lb. pig? She was sitting next to a Charles Manson look-alike (Whom you see at the casino on at least every other visit)
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January 09, 2006
James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.
Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.
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