KWIK-RIP

Slang term for the QWIK-TRIP series of convenience stores
Do you want to go to KWIK-RIP or Shoplift 'N' Go?
by andy1 May 15, 2005
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Karmon Hardon

One of the top lines of stereo equipment in the sixties
Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.
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Fair Pole

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.
Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.
by andy1 May 27, 2007
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douche mark

The monetary unit of germany, or doucheland
The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn't even wipe your butt or anything.
by andy1 January 16, 2006
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Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.
Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.
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aircuntditioner

a slang way to pronounce the device that cools your house or your car
It's 90° in here. Please turn on the aircunt
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pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
by andy1 April 19, 2005
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