andy's definitions

Liberal media

1. A lie created by conservative pundits used to describe four of the five major news networks and several newspapers. Consists primarily of a slight majority of left-leaning moderate reporters who are so terrified of being called biased, they deliberately slant their coverage far to the right. Known for ignoring important stories that could have a dramatic impact on American politics, including 2000 election fraud, prewar intelligence that refuted all of Bush's claims about Iraq, and 2004 election fraud.
2. (conservative slang) Any news source that is not blatant about its conservative slant; any news source without the motto 'fair and balanced.'

Damn that liberal media... they keep ignoring all the good things that have happened in Iraq, like those 50 people we saved from the rape rooms by killing 100,000 civilians.

by Andy November 30, 2004

the Walrus

This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.

Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".

by andy December 2, 2004

clickers

A slang term for an extremely attractive woman. "Clickers" is used in both the singular and plural context.

Look, dude, clickers.

by andy December 3, 2004

grr

Sound of Frustration.

Grr Fuck Face that hurt!
Get off my Koolaid Grr!

by Andy February 17, 2004

blub blub blub

Something you say to let people know you dont care.

1) Hey Andy, listen to this. "Blub blub blub I dont give a shit!

2) Blub Blub Blub, oh i see you dont care.

by Andy February 17, 2004

baitin'

To masturbate

"Where's Joey?"
"He's been baitin' in his room for the last 2 hours."

by Andy February 23, 2004

cipr0

Of, or pertaining to being "elite" in life, and on computer games, such as Half-Life: Counterstrike. May also be found under the term "Andy"

The cipr0 play of the match today was Sirius.

by Andy March 4, 2004