andy's definitions

Dordy

It meens "Oh dear" Its used by wannabe Cackers

Dordy mush. Dordy dordy my chavey.

by Andy November 18, 2004

strawpedo

Downing a bottle of beverage, using a bendy straw to allow the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

Strawpedo this bottle of wine!!!

by Andy November 19, 2004

whhaer

a pliable, foldable, compleatly flat and round penis resembling a plate. masculine form of whhaerrre

because his whhaer was so big, it took bob several minutes to refold his whhaer after using the restroom

by Andy November 22, 2004

whhaerrre

a round and flat vagina, resembling a plate. feminine version of whhaer

because jill had a whhaerrre, she needed a man with a whhaer to pleasure her

by Andy November 22, 2004

oldlady

The best person in the world at any given thing

ie: cs, ut, DOW, etc

"My mate andy is a right oldlady!"

by Andy November 26, 2004

milf

Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".

See that hot mom? She's a milf!

by Andy November 26, 2004

ignoranus

1. Someone who is both ignorant and an asshole.
2. George W. Bush.

Tommy is being an ignoranus. Somebody should suicide-bomb his ass before he grows up and convinces 59 million half-retarded evangelical rednecks to vote him as president, and continues to fuck the country.

by Andy November 28, 2004