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by Andy March 4, 2004
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Has to be near shopping malls in the day to be seen as dominant male.
The common chav needs to impress girl chavs with his show of gel wealth and really original style of clothing.
In the evening a chav will move from shopping mall to outside an off- license and eventually to a Kebab Shop where the chav will display his chavness by removing his hands from the kebab at the exact moment he has had enough vitamins to start swearing again.
Chavs can therefore be found by their droppings which are donner meat, spit, coke and Mayfair stubs.
Has to be near shopping malls in the day to be seen as dominant male.
The common chav needs to impress girl chavs with his show of gel wealth and really original style of clothing.
In the evening a chav will move from shopping mall to outside an off- license and eventually to a Kebab Shop where the chav will display his chavness by removing his hands from the kebab at the exact moment he has had enough vitamins to start swearing again.
Chavs can therefore be found by their droppings which are donner meat, spit, coke and Mayfair stubs.
by Andy March 10, 2004
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Thus a girl saying the word "minger" is really really minging and should be left to wallow in her teenage pregnancy.
Thus a girl saying the word "minger" is really really minging and should be left to wallow in her teenage pregnancy.
by andy March 11, 2004
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Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.
Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.
Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.
Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.
That Tony Blair is the Dog's Bollocks!
by Andy March 15, 2004
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