andy's definitions

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004

martha stewart

A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.

By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.

by andy March 17, 2004

chintear

N. dribble of seminal fluid running down side of mouth and resting on the chin

"You'll need a mansize tissue to wipe away those chintears."

by Andy March 21, 2004

shish

Pikey food is Shish kebab whereas a Chavvy will sick with Donner kebab which makes more mess on pavement.

Always preceeded by the word "large" and followed by "wiv chilly salse". Often pikey will work the calaries off in anticipation by fighting someone while it cooks.

"Large Shish wiv chilly salse".

"Who the f**k you looking at pal?"

by andy March 23, 2004

7:30

crazy; killer

im coming through wit a crew of dirty n*ggas, 7:30 n*ggas...
-DMX

by andy March 23, 2004

aqua fuck

A typical scene in a porn movie where two or more have sex in any form of water.

"Hey Jim, did they already have the aqua fuck yet?"

"Sorry Tom, you missed it. In fact, they already had the final fuck."

by Andy March 24, 2004

final fuck

Another typical scene in a porn movie where towards the end of the movie, it is the last sex scene.

"Aww, shit. I came in an hour and twenty minutes in, but at least I didn't miss the final fuck."

by Andy March 24, 2004