alternabear's definitions

spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!

by alternabear June 8, 2015

jones

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.

I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.

by alternabear March 23, 2016

hanging shirt

A shirt that by its design is intended to be hung on a hanger rather than folded or rolled and put in a drawer. Examples would be polos, button-ups and work shirts as opposed to t-shirts.

The laundry's dry! Could you please help me put away the hanging shirts?

by alternabear March 23, 2016

sex-and-the-citying

Walking on the sidewalk in a row instead of in a line, like people do on TV. It's particularly noticeable with Midwestern US tourists in East Coast cities, like New York, DC and Boston. People emulate what they see on TV especially Sex and the City rather than noticing the etiquette and block access for people trying to go around or walk in the opposite direction.

OMG could you please stop sex-and-the-citying it!

by alternabear May 2, 2017

breadco

St. Louis slang for Panera Bread. It originally started in the region and the local stores are still branded with the old moniker St. Louis Bread Co. Locals just drop the "St. Louis" part.

Going to breadco. Want anything?

by alternabear September 6, 2017

skirt

In movies and books, a skirt is a female who serves as a romantic or sexual object to a straight male, usually to the protagonist, member of an ensemble cast, or the audience.

While Deanna Troi served as the skirt in TNG, she is a much more complex character.

by alternabear April 19, 2018

pescy

Abbreviation for pescatarian, or limiting the eating of meat to fish or other seafood.

Pronounced like pesky.

John would love a cheeseburger, but he's trying out being pescy right now.

by alternabear May 20, 2016