alternabear's definitions

breadco

St. Louis slang for Panera Bread. It originally started in the region and the local stores are still branded with the old moniker St. Louis Bread Co. Locals just drop the "St. Louis" part.

Going to breadco. Want anything?

by alternabear September 6, 2017

spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!

by alternabear June 8, 2015

skirt

In movies and books, a skirt is a female who serves as a romantic or sexual object to a straight male, usually to the protagonist, member of an ensemble cast, or the audience.

While Deanna Troi served as the skirt in TNG, she is a much more complex character.

by alternabear April 19, 2018

jones

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.

I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.

by alternabear March 23, 2016

septum

It's the middle part of the bottom of your nose between the nostrils. Most people only hear the word because of them being pierced.

John looks so much hotter since he got the 6 gauge piercing in his septum.

by alternabear August 31, 2013

giver party

An orgy, especially among gay, bisexual and queer men, where an individual has as much unprotected sex as possible with the intention of contracting HIV.

I didn’t go to Joe’s gangbang because I found out it was a giver party.

by alternabear December 15, 2023

sex-and-the-citying

Walking on the sidewalk in a row instead of in a line, like people do on TV. It's particularly noticeable with Midwestern US tourists in East Coast cities, like New York, DC and Boston. People emulate what they see on TV especially Sex and the City rather than noticing the etiquette and block access for people trying to go around or walk in the opposite direction.

OMG could you please stop sex-and-the-citying it!

by alternabear May 2, 2017