AOL

The worlds most widespread computer virus. Packaged with almost every software, and even your magazines, and your personal mail, it is impossible to avoid. Al-Quaeda supports AOL. BURN THE AOL BEFORE THEY ATTACK AGAIN!

The AOL Virus Version 9.0 just came in the mail! Throw it in the AOL Crematorium!

by Alex June 04, 2004

disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004

fat bitch

that chick sitting right next to me from my ceramics class

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.

by alex June 03, 2004

zogg

a cigarette. word used in northern california mainly the area of santa rosa.

hey fool, lets go out back and mobb a zogg.

by Alex January 25, 2005

fanboy

1. One who worships a character, game, designer or developer, usually in compensation for something somewhere (osipov,m) or a smaller cupsize (osipov, f)
2. Osipov

Osipov: OMG liek Bill Gates pwns j00 and im hies beitch and stfu and zelda is a keedi gaem.
Me: Fuck you.

by Alex September 28, 2003

mallcore

Bands- Slipknot, Korn, Limp Biscuit, Coal Chamber, etc.
Clothing- Anything with dragons, gay patches from Hot Topic, big spikey chains again from Hot Topic
Attitude- usually negative and mean spirited, most mallcore kids also have crappy facial hair.

see above

by alex June 06, 2004

Tipsy

When you are slightly drunk.

'Look at him, he's tipsy'

by Alex July 24, 2003