alex's definitions

lemonz

he likes lemons and is a lemon but he also likes chicken poo and chicken pie with a drop of gimp juice.

I picked a lemonz off my tree

by alex December 22, 2004

zenex

an annoying git who drives people insane

omg,its a zenex.run before we all go insane!

by alex April 23, 2005

transplants

The worst band. Ever.

1. The music of that shitty band reminded me of the Transplants.

by alex January 4, 2004

labdick

Refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively 'pick up'.

"I just had some labdick try to pick me up, how pathetic."

by Alex January 5, 2005

baummie

This started back in the 1700's when a british hooker named andrea baum was asked what her special sex move was, and she said the baummie. From then on oral sex was called baummie in England

She gives the best baummie ever.

by Alex January 23, 2005

new york minute

The time between the light turns green and the guy behind you honks his horn.

That bitch got pissed off in a New York Minute when i stole her shit.

by Alex December 10, 2003

actor

A person who makes tons of money by pretending not to be himself, whether on film, television, radio, theatre, etc. etc. In this time of necessary war (at least on timestamp at bottom of definition), most of this type will unknowingly end their careers by bitching about President Bush's clever observations on Saddam Hussein and how he should be stopped.

by Alex March 23, 2003