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Delex2002

A UBER lEET cool guy with a big penis1!1! face_dancing

(I have no idea who put up the defintition before me.. this is the REAL Delex2002)
Man, I sure wish I was as cool as Delex2002
by Alex March 28, 2005
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Jiff

To give a hand job to
She gave him a jiff every morning before work
by Alex August 21, 2003
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nu-metal

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant
by Alex March 22, 2004
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Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp
I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now
by Alex November 28, 2003
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Boffin

(Computer geek)
Science boffin

Origin: Boffin was a common colloquial term used in Britain during WW2 for the technical experts, the backroom boys, who were helping to win the war

An affectionate term, but with some practical fighting man’s scorn for the academic brain worker
Those boffins are always studying for their exams

Lindsay is such a boffin
by Alex October 21, 2003
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cum

The white creamy liquid substance that emerges from a mans genital areas.. in other words.. DICK!!! This is a very salty.. yet.. sugery tasting thing.
There was much cum all over her friends sink when she spit it all over.
by Alex January 31, 2007
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Badnarik

Sometimes Michael Badnarik; a person (always male) who approaches people at parties to discuss Ayn Rand and talk about how he will be very rich in the near future.

Badnariks tend to form in adolescence, and generally grow into Republicans in adulthood. If you see a Barnarik above the age of 19, DO NOT APPROACH. He will, if cornered, spout over-simplifications and pithy-but-meaningless rhetoric.

Badnariks tend to be members of the comfortable middle-class created by post-WWII expansion of government and progressive tax policy.
"Dude, Pete's all right, but his roommate's totally a Barnarik -- when he found out I've never read 'The Fountainhead', I had to get the hell out of there.
by Alex February 12, 2005
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