alex's definitions

off da hook

some thing really cool and exciting, interesting and fun.
~or~
someone who is totally fucked up

1) yo this party is off da hook!
2) yo that girl is off da hook with drugs

by Alex May 24, 2003

fanboy

1. One who worships a character, game, designer or developer, usually in compensation for something somewhere (osipov,m) or a smaller cupsize (osipov, f)
2. Osipov

Osipov: OMG liek Bill Gates pwns j00 and im hies beitch and stfu and zelda is a keedi gaem.
Me: Fuck you.

by Alex September 28, 2003

Drop a Deuce

V. To take a crap, create feces, or just give up a massive shiest.

oh my god! i hafta drop a deuce or ill crap my pants!

by Alex December 5, 2003

block-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a great distance. At least a city block.

Alex: "Damn that bitch is a block-o-mo-hoe"
Jared: "What the fuck are you talkin about homie"
Alex: "Damn your dumb... that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

Yarwood

1.Angry when wet
2.Fitness fanatic

Im so Yarwood

by Alex March 24, 2004

Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.

1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster

by Alex April 10, 2007

crawfish

to cheat, decieve, or otherwise do a person wrong

I'd take the deal, crawfish that ol devil, and drill him in the ass.

by Alex December 3, 2003