alex's definitions

red ass

when your ass turn red from chafing and you start walking funny. (not fun)

damn i got the redass from walking so much!

by alex January 17, 2005

Chavs

a chav is sum1 who stays out til midnite or l8r (even if there 7 or so). the yunger 1's are generally annoyin tits an tend to use the quote *cmon then a'l bang thi* an *eyup its your name with feeble changes made the nobedd!*

--> i see chav
chav: av erd tha's bin sayin stuff abart mi
me: av i eck
chav: eyup wen av sin thi
me: mmm cors
chav: what tha growin ur hair for y' nobhed
me: cos a want it long or8?
--> i walk off
me: (quietly) twat

by Alex December 8, 2004

NOFX

*gasp* an actually GOOD punk band!!

i went to a NOFX concert the other day.

by alex January 22, 2003

democracy

One man, one vote, no chance.

by Alex June 30, 2003

tinny

In New Zealand, a small amount ($20 worth) of weed wrapped in tin-foil for easy selling to small-time druggies.

"Where's the nearest tinny house? I need to buy some green!!"

by Alex March 12, 2005

Rocky

a flying squirrel

by Alex March 2, 2003

Sactourism

Comes from the latin root sactouricus. Many know this word to be lost in ancient scrolls, but a well known boy who plays lots of games with ranzar including Americas Army, Neopets, Runescape, and Gunbound, has revived the name to make it a great one.

Sactourism has a fatal flaw, nobody understands the picnic.

by Alex July 11, 2004