alex's definitions

Muscle

Someone paid or in service to protect and/or do the physical hardships of another.

"Joe's got a hired muscle outside his bar"

by Alex April 28, 2003

AP US History

A 15-essay second semester final.

The class is easy, but what the fuck is this shit?!

by Alex April 23, 2005

NERDUS

The mountain on abandonded closer to the terrorist side on the left

"Caution", said Zell, "the terrorist is on nerdus".

by Alex August 13, 2004

townie

Townies are the scum of this earth they have the i.q of my goldfish and wear clothes not even worth looking at!There normal inhabitance is in your local town/vill innit!Where they spend their day trying to get their ass kicked by normal people!If you like burberry enough and support crappy nova cars and wear argos jewelry you are most definitley a townie.They have mastered their unique and rubbish language which involves words such as "come on then" and "innit" and "his missus has got a "nova gti" and also due to their incredible thickness they insist on insulting by swearing! remember they are the lowest lifeform on this planet do not fall down to their level become something worth doing!
townie and chav's think they are well ard

townies and chavs think they are well ard

by Alex January 5, 2005

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004

Quaker

A fuckable slut that was at one point in time a man; a transexual

I cant believe you had sex wit dat quaker.

by Alex November 15, 2004

patsavoura

Greek word - calling someone a 'patsavoura' is like calling them a wet mop.

Ah re patsavoura

by alex May 15, 2004