alex's definitions

french moustache

derrived from facial
the act of cumming on someone's upper lip

By splooging, Tom gave Cindy a french moustache

by Alex July 31, 2004

Chameleons

referring to a female who is pretty sometimes, and sometimes not pretty

Pedro: Crystal was hot yesterday, but today she doesn't look good at all.

Jared: Bro, she's a chameleon.

by Alex December 5, 2004

foodgasm

This is what occurs when you are eating a particularly enticing food. You get so excited to eat it you practically orgasm, thus resulting in a foodgasm. Some instances of this may include:
1. Becoming weak in the knees
2. Eyes rolling back in head and moaning while possibly shouting "this is so fucking good!!"
3. Taste so overwhelming you have to take breaks between bites to keep from shutting your system down.

The smooth taste and texture of the turkey swiss Potbelly sandwich was enough for Ronny to have multiple foodgasms.

by Alex March 15, 2004

choda

hairy area between amber's asshole and 1 inch dick

Gurian constantly scratches his choda while teaching.

by Alex October 18, 2003

RINO

Republican in name only; typically means a member of the GOP who's more liberal than a Republican should be

Schwarzegger's one big RINO!

by Alex August 19, 2003

spongebob squarepants

Terrible cartoon

A few years back, it wasn't cool to watch nickelodeon past age 10-12. Now, you've got high schoolers watching it because of Spongebob. Whatever happened to maturity?

by Alex March 5, 2003

nager

sometimes confused by kelsey to be the word nigger, comes from the french word to swim, but now has evolved to mean "to swim in madame's massive period" which she has every day

ex. lets go nager to french!

by Alex April 5, 2005