alex's definitions

bulkus

one very insecure individual, who normally takes up 2(up to a rare maximum of 4) plane seats. Generally has a BF of > 20%, however due to androgen hardness convinces most of his fellow peers, and especially himself, that he is sub 15%. This condition is generally hard to get rid of, and is only possible through anorexic obsession. Often known as anti-anorexic insecurity syndrone.

The bulkus looked at his portruding stomach in the mirror, and hid his disgust in himself by eating 4 more burgers and telling himself " I AM HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!! " while uncontrollably feeling his trunk-like arms.

by Alex February 16, 2004

torin

someone that can gain more than 40lbs of weight in short period of time.

damn hommie...what the f*** happend to you? ur like a torin dude! u were 112lbs last year man...look at urself now. ur liek 150lbs.

by Alex April 5, 2003

stripper in hell

when a stripper has to strip for an old, fat, trucker dude, who's body is greasier than the bacon at Whataburger.

Your fat Uncle Louie going to a strip bar and paying for one girl ALL night. That's a stripper in hell.

by alex December 28, 2003

bitch boobs

a fat mans tits

Damn, did you see that fag Dr. Phil? He has some huge ass bitch boobs!

by alex March 19, 2004

Vascor

A very awesome guy that likes to make fun of homos/blacks/any other minority. Not because he's racist, but because he likes to piss people off.

Man, that dude over there is so Vascor!

by Alex November 30, 2004

Dickwrinkle

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

by Alex September 13, 2004

grundle

Name of the Harris/Millis dining hall at the University of Vermont.

They serve Belgian Waffles at the Grundle on the weekends

by Alex February 19, 2005