An act in which one will; 1) lie about apologizing; 2) lie while apologizing, or; 3) simultaneously do both. A highly disingenuous act that is usually relegated to the ranks of American politicians, it has recently crept into the actions/language of the common American citizen.
1) Dave hated Tim passionately, so he actually liepologized when he said that he was sorry for calling him a little twat.
2) Stacy sucked off Denise's boyfriend, but ended up feeling so bad about it, that she liepologized to her by saying that she was sorry, but didn't know he was her boyfriend.
3) After Mike was caught butt-fucking his girlfriend's sister, he liepologized to her by saying that he was sorry she was so hurt, since her sister was obviously getting reamed by some other man that looked exactly like him.
2) Stacy sucked off Denise's boyfriend, but ended up feeling so bad about it, that she liepologized to her by saying that she was sorry, but didn't know he was her boyfriend.
3) After Mike was caught butt-fucking his girlfriend's sister, he liepologized to her by saying that he was sorry she was so hurt, since her sister was obviously getting reamed by some other man that looked exactly like him.
by aesirfan1963 November 13, 2020
by aesirfan1963 November 06, 2017
RDX is a high-energy explosive that is based on hexamine ( the main ingredient in "Esbit" food heating tablets) and red fuming nitric acid, or, paraformaldehyde, and ammonium nitrate in an acetic anhydride medium. It is used by insurgents overseas because of its ease of manufacture, and by the military because of its great stability, extreme brisance (violence of detonation) resistance to accidental initiation, and tremendous power. It is not only much more powerful than TNT (exactly twice as much, by weight), but far, far, easier to make. TNT requires a minimum of two, but usually three steps involving very reactive materials, whereas RDX can be synthesized in one step, using only moderately reactive ingredients. RDX is also used as a rocket propellant, yielding a respectable specific impulse of 280 newton*seconds, when it is bound with HTPB (hydroxyl-terminated polybutadiene), and other processing facilitators. Mixed with either HTPB alone, wax, or with many other phlegmatizers (a substance which makes things stick together), RDX gives birth to an entire family of plastic explosives, such as Composition-C (C1, C2, C4), Semtex, PBX, and many others. Its a close cousin of HMX, which is just RDX with another nitramine group in its molecule.
I used two pounds of RDX to blast that boulder in my yard into sugar sand!
The military claims that C4 plastic explosive is really just RDX mixed with a rubber-like material.
The military claims that C4 plastic explosive is really just RDX mixed with a rubber-like material.
by aesirfan1963 October 25, 2013
Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.
I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.
by aesirfan1963 November 08, 2019
The act of lying to someone to such a degree, that you're insisting that they overrule their eyes, ears, mind, memory, or any other sense they have, in deference to what you're saying.
Mike and Sally were having lunch, and a nice conversation. He suddenly trumped her, when he told her to ignore her eyes and what everyone else told her, and believe that his plain red t-shirt was actually blue, and capable of protecting them both from any disease known to man, as long as she sucked him off - because he told her so.
by aesirfan1963 November 13, 2020
A version of an otherwise nice hispanic person, who is rude, stupid, inconsiderate, grotesquely ugly, indifferent about hygiene, and disposed to ignore local laws, customs, and general etiquette, because they're too lazy to practice civility. Sexually, males shoot long before their women are satisfied, and women tending to be too grotesque to fuck, as they consider a 90-pound, cellulite-ridden ass to be sexy.
Indigenous to the town of Hialeah, Florida, diaspora have been establishing flourishing colonies in Miami proper, Miami Beach, Southbeach, North Miami, and as far north as Fort Lauderdale.
Not to be confused with proper, polite, and genuinely nice Cubans, as they give us a bad name.
Indigenous to the town of Hialeah, Florida, diaspora have been establishing flourishing colonies in Miami proper, Miami Beach, Southbeach, North Miami, and as far north as Fort Lauderdale.
Not to be confused with proper, polite, and genuinely nice Cubans, as they give us a bad name.
I was driving to Miami Beach, when some Pinga, blasting Reggaton on his car stereo, cut into my lane, clipped my front end, and tore off.
A few weeks ago, I was SO desperate, that I hit up Carlita for a quickie. Unfortunately, being the perfect pinga, at 5'1" and 355 pounds, she also smelled horrible, due to the fact that she hadn't cleaned out any of the 50 or so loads that had been pumped into her the night before, by other pingas. I opted to make mad, passionate love to my right hand, instead of her.
I was at the beach when I saw a bunch of kids running around, kicking sand all over people, knocking over their ice chests, and generally making their lives unpleasant. I looked around for the parents, and when I spotted a morbidly overweight woman, flabby breasts pouring out of her bikini top, meat curtains hanging out of the bottom, and a gut folded over itself, hanging down to her pubes, I realized that I'd located the pinga in charge. When a very nice Hispanic woman asked her in Spanish to be careful with her children, the pinga answered by threatening her, and throwing a Coke bottle at her.
A few weeks ago, I was SO desperate, that I hit up Carlita for a quickie. Unfortunately, being the perfect pinga, at 5'1" and 355 pounds, she also smelled horrible, due to the fact that she hadn't cleaned out any of the 50 or so loads that had been pumped into her the night before, by other pingas. I opted to make mad, passionate love to my right hand, instead of her.
I was at the beach when I saw a bunch of kids running around, kicking sand all over people, knocking over their ice chests, and generally making their lives unpleasant. I looked around for the parents, and when I spotted a morbidly overweight woman, flabby breasts pouring out of her bikini top, meat curtains hanging out of the bottom, and a gut folded over itself, hanging down to her pubes, I realized that I'd located the pinga in charge. When a very nice Hispanic woman asked her in Spanish to be careful with her children, the pinga answered by threatening her, and throwing a Coke bottle at her.
by aesirfan1963 November 24, 2024
An itty-bitty, teeny-tiny, young little nigga. Quite often cute, and downright adorable, and when so, can be used as de facto pussy magnets.
Two dudes walk into McDonalds; one all {pimped out}, and the other with an adorable little nillit in his arms. Just like that, half the hoes in the place ran up to the dude with the nillit, and started gushing about how precious the little thing was. When he revealed that he was a single father, you know his chances of getting laid jumped about 5,000% - all because of that adorable little nillit!!!!
by aesirfan1963 January 05, 2019