aaron's definitions

ave rat

noun. a person who hails from a street called University Avenue in seattle, washington. this person is usually homeless, and like to try and sell drugs to people as they walk by, and/or start fights when they are high on crack late at night.


background: they are named as such because the "ave" was a nice place several years ago. lately it has begun a decline in quality.

hey man i was walking back from the ave when some fucking ave rat started yelling at me.

by Aaron April 12, 2004

hardass

n. 1 an indivudual who is partiucularly hardcore, and or acts way too hardcore for his or her own good.

2 An indivudual who sports thier mullet proudley.

You must think you're some kinda hardass or somthing

damn, he's a hardass.

by Aaron November 24, 2003

groundation

A lifetime sentence to one's own bedroom.

My kids is at home, they on groundation.

by Aaron December 8, 2003

guppish

adjective. vivacious

"You and I used to have many guppish outings when you were a small lad."

by Aaron April 26, 2003

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

mullet

Also known as the "three-eleven".

"Hey barber, give me a three-eleven."

by Aaron February 18, 2003

Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material

Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick

by Aaron November 6, 2004