aaron's definitions

parents

the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.

Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?

by aaron April 20, 2005

Cunt Faced Whore

Someone who slepts around alot ad likes it Everyone gets face full of her cunt.

Damn! Shes a cuntfaced whore.

by Aaron July 12, 2004

dilznick

the male cock n' sack.

johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."

by aaron August 18, 2004

bonga slap

when a man with a bonga gets it out and starts slaping people with it

fuck off or ill bonga slap you

by aaron October 8, 2003

Kreebler

A creepy person (i.e. the dude who stands in the corner all night at a party, doesn't say a word and stares at everyone or the dude who likes to touch people a bit too much while he talks to them.) One who kreebles.

Can you believe that guy? He was like rubbing my back and shit while he was talking to me. What a fuckin' Kreebler!

by Aaron November 1, 2004

Spooty

1) Adj. Similar in usage to spiffy, or cool.
2) interj. Something muttered when something you don't want to happen happens. Similar to (sarcastic) "That's just great."

Spootiful (adj), Spooties (adj)

1) The object of desire was spooty.

2) "That's really spooty!"

by Aaron December 2, 2002

furtle

An English term form the 18th century.

To draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.

You can't furtle worth shit kyle! Your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!

by Aaron October 9, 2004