aaron's definitions

Dese nutts

An insult use as a comeback.

Teacher: Are you done with that tests yet?
Nigga: Nah not yet.
Teacher: Well hury, double time.
Nigga: Double time dese nutts

by Aaron October 1, 2003

human

Human (n.): A race with the capabality of intelligence, which has more disadvantages than advantages. The ability to imagine makes the species greedy, and in turn kills itself off. The race lives on the planet Earth and will soon destroy itself and possibly the planet along with it.

When not loved enough, the human will act in evil ways only for the purpose of making oneself feeling superior.

I hate being human.

Being in the army is de-humanizing.

by Aaron July 5, 2003

Mansion

A Huge Fuckin' House

Thats one huge fuckin' house!

by Aaron January 24, 2003

scarvev

A talking tennis racquet

damn, thats one awesome talking tennis racquet.. just like Ken's dads racquet

by Aaron September 22, 2004

Screen

Screening is the act of deliberately ignoring a phone call, often for days on end.

See Also: side-buttoning

:While calling someone: This is the fifth time i've called Nick, and this is the 5th time his ass has screened me.

by aaron January 7, 2008

zauchin

fat bastard that enjoys looking at other fat men naked.

Michael enjoys being a zauchin (Ex., Chris Bostany

by Aaron November 24, 2003

facetious

Playfully jocular; humorous.

The comedian made many facetious remarks.

by Aaron August 30, 2003