aaron's definitions

))<>((

The "Back and forth" poop sign popularized by the movie "Me, You, and Everyone We Know" the )) and (( are two butts, and the <> is poop going back and forth between the two butts. This was supposedly "invented" by a young boy talking to a 40 year old woman on a chat room and pooping "back and forth, forever" is his idea of romance.

"))<>((
You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever." - Robby (age 6) (Me, You, and Everyone We Know)

by Aaron June 19, 2006

spike morris

sucks

man spike sucks

by aaron October 6, 2003

Katifo

Unconcious due to traumatic injury.
An alternate spelling of ktfo, which gives it a pronunciation.

The brick hit him in the head, and he was katifo.

by Aaron March 29, 2004

One

Regarded by many as the best Metallica songs. The song portrays a young soldier who is returning from war, suffering massive damage from a landmine. He cannot speak, he cannot move, he is essentially a head with no body.

Metallica did two versions of this song originally, the original and the rare version. In the rare version, during the long instrumental sections it is filled with speaking, the speaking of the soldier in his mind, the doctors, and his father. The boy pleads for his father to kill him, the doctor realizes the mistake of taking this patient and making him live through this "hell".

On "...and Justice for All."

by Aaron March 5, 2005

Imac

A personal computer first introduced in 1998 and then re-designed and re-introduced in 2002. First incarnation was a pc with a 15 inch display. The 2nd design featured a 15 or 17 inch flat panel lcd screen held up by a metal arm. On the 2002 model, the display angle and position can be adjusted due to the metal arm which holds it up.

I went to the Apple store to see 4 iMacs lined up in a row.

by Aaron July 6, 2003

Tender Lovin' Fuck

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".

Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

yizzle

cocaine-hydrochloride (powder form)

Mother: "Samantha open this door right now, youre wedding started 20 minutes ago!"

Samantha: "One second, ma, let me just rail these last lines of yizzle"

by aaron December 4, 2003