aaron's definitions

Goonch

Nasty, Smelly, Sloppy, Dirty, ultimately gross Vagina.

When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.

by Aaron October 31, 2004

crummie

:To fall in a crowded place, and cause humiliation to yourself.

"Ouch that guy just caught a crummie. Looks like he will be sleeping alone tonight."

by Aaron November 26, 2003

dipstick

when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".

you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her

by aaron May 13, 2005

crink

The art of getting crunk

Have a crink!
Crink up!

by Aaron February 10, 2005

Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

by aaron April 19, 2005

The Parent Test

Just for Matt's use.

Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done

by Aaron September 20, 2004

hick

A person who drives a Grren Mustang, sleeps with his sister, listens to Garbage, and used to have a mullet.

That Aaron Dunham is one fucking hick!

by aaron July 17, 2003