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hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).
"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.
by Aaron January 26, 2004
mugGet the hatefuckmug.

TLF

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.
by Aaron January 26, 2004
mugGet the TLFmug.

ave rat

noun. a person who hails from a street called University Avenue in seattle, washington. this person is usually homeless, and like to try and sell drugs to people as they walk by, and/or start fights when they are high on crack late at night.


background: they are named as such because the "ave" was a nice place several years ago. lately it has begun a decline in quality.
hey man i was walking back from the ave when some fucking ave rat started yelling at me.
by Aaron April 12, 2004
mugGet the ave ratmug.

mullet

Also known as the "three-eleven".
"Hey barber, give me a three-eleven."
by Aaron February 18, 2003
mugGet the mulletmug.

Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material
Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick
by Aaron November 6, 2004
mugGet the Scarpnutmug.

dirty dick

When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.
Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.
by Aaron December 19, 2003
mugGet the dirty dickmug.

Conzored

Combanation Of conquered an Pizowned
Fumetsu Neko Conzored j00'r n00b ass with da shotty. what now beaches. suck my azn ass!!!!!!!!!111111
by Aaron March 17, 2005
mugGet the Conzoredmug.

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