asspportunity

a opportunity to have sex or a person whith wich there is an opportunity to have sex.

I'm going to talk to him, I sence an asspportunity.

by Aaron February 25, 2005

kazzam

a word used by a wizard

KAZZAM screamed the mighty wizard as he shot down an arab terrorist

by Aaron November 12, 2002

couch surfing

1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.

2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places

1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.

2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.

by Aaron August 04, 2004

facetious

Playfully jocular; humorous.

The comedian made many facetious remarks.

by Aaron August 30, 2003

sack-o-reha

a large burlap sack filled with diareha which individuals are placed into as a form of punishment.

"you have 5 seconds to get to your room or else your getting ten minutes in the sack-o-reha."

by Aaron January 12, 2004

roast beaf sandwich

old brown camel toe'd vagina that looks pretty much like a roast beaf sandwich.

Your mom's vagina's a roast beaf sandwich!

by aaron June 07, 2004

the unseen

The Unseen (N.): One of the greatest punk bands out there in the 1990's until present day.

The Unseen played an amazing show.

by Aaron July 05, 2003