aaron's definitions

))<>((

The "Back and forth" poop sign popularized by the movie "Me, You, and Everyone We Know" the )) and (( are two butts, and the <> is poop going back and forth between the two butts. This was supposedly "invented" by a young boy talking to a 40 year old woman on a chat room and pooping "back and forth, forever" is his idea of romance.

"))<>((
You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever." - Robby (age 6) (Me, You, and Everyone We Know)

by Aaron June 19, 2006

spike morris

sucks

man spike sucks

by aaron October 6, 2003

reuter

a blond haired man who recieves a hot carl, cleavland steamer and a rusty trombone simultaneously.

I was getting together with some friends in sac town and the three of them gave me a reuter,

by aaron April 21, 2005

Mom-Hater

Someone who hates mothers.

"Vic hid a Mom's salt shaker, therefor he is a Mom-Hater."

by Aaron August 23, 2004

shit break

1.A portion of daily hours set aside to take a shit.

2.an insult

1.Bob: Alright boys i'm off for a shitbreak

2.Piss off shitbreak

by Aaron January 15, 2005

pos

Yes it IS an abbreviation, but it means Piece of Shit.

Tis Quite simple to understand.

"This film is a POS"

"You are an idiotic POS"

by Aaron July 29, 2005

Tender Lovin' Fuck

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".

Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.

by Aaron January 26, 2004