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Conzored

Combanation Of conquered an Pizowned
Fumetsu Neko Conzored j00'r n00b ass with da shotty. what now beaches. suck my azn ass!!!!!!!!!111111
by Aaron March 17, 2005
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Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material
Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick
by Aaron November 6, 2004
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mullet

Also known as the "three-eleven".
"Hey barber, give me a three-eleven."
by Aaron February 18, 2003
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furtle

An English term form the 18th century.

To draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.
You can't furtle worth shit kyle! Your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!
by Aaron October 9, 2004
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mono dick

eeeerrrrr he has a monodick
by aaron October 13, 2003
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hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).
"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.
by Aaron January 26, 2004
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TLF

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.
by Aaron January 26, 2004
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