aaron's definitions

fallout boy

worst band ever. lead singer w/ extremly high pitched voice. if not for the guitar work, songs would be confused with those of Nsync or 98 degrees.

guy : fallout boy is fucking queer.
girl : shuuut upppp! fallout boy rox my sox!
gay guy: yea totally!

by aaron September 19, 2004

dipstick

when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".

you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her

by aaron May 13, 2005

Goonch

Nasty, Smelly, Sloppy, Dirty, ultimately gross Vagina.

When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.

by Aaron October 31, 2004

crummie

:To fall in a crowded place, and cause humiliation to yourself.

"Ouch that guy just caught a crummie. Looks like he will be sleeping alone tonight."

by Aaron November 26, 2003

crink

The art of getting crunk

Have a crink!
Crink up!

by Aaron February 10, 2005

fizziwig

a guy or gal who has wikid hair

YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude

by aaron September 28, 2004

The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.

So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"

by Aaron June 19, 2006