aaron's definitions

DAMHIK

Don't Ask Me How I know

DAMHIK what DAMHIK is.

by Aaron July 19, 2004

Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

by aaron April 19, 2005

dry day

A day where you have a problem masterbating in the shower and your mom tells you to get out before you can ejaculate.

hey man, i hate when i only have a dry day

by aaron May 1, 2005

Bon't

Boy I know you didn't!

oh hell no! Bon't!!!

by Aaron March 31, 2004

Patel

the name of millions of people

hey mr patel number 6390845034760

by Aaron November 26, 2003

The Parent Test

Just for Matt's use.

Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done

by Aaron September 20, 2004

what a bitch

thats a real bitch man they are black eyed shits

suck off

by aaron April 4, 2004