aaron's definitions

Scrote-attack

When recieving head slap your partner in the eyes with your sac until the eyes become bruised.

Cindy had to go to the hospital after my scrote-attack.

by aaron April 26, 2004

giz packing

Shoving giz into ur ass like a faggot

Look at that fruit, thats a fuckin' gizpacker! He takes more dick that Nate's mom!

by Aaron June 30, 2003

penis coat

1.the coat on a mans penis
2.the smelly oil that covers a mans anus after bum sex

aaron lickd the penis coat out of peters ass

by aaron February 23, 2005

smurfberries

This is another word for triple c, since they are red, have a sweet taste, and if you take enough of them then you start tripping like a smurf. The safe dosage is usually 6, though I've taken up to 8 without any trouble. Wouldn't suggest going over this though. Besides DXM, the other chemical in these is really dangerous, and can make for a very nasty & painful overdose.

Me and my friend were popping some smurfberries earlier.

by Aaron September 18, 2004

Katifo

Unconcious due to traumatic injury.
An alternate spelling of ktfo, which gives it a pronunciation.

The brick hit him in the head, and he was katifo.

by Aaron March 29, 2004

One

Regarded by many as the best Metallica songs. The song portrays a young soldier who is returning from war, suffering massive damage from a landmine. He cannot speak, he cannot move, he is essentially a head with no body.

Metallica did two versions of this song originally, the original and the rare version. In the rare version, during the long instrumental sections it is filled with speaking, the speaking of the soldier in his mind, the doctors, and his father. The boy pleads for his father to kill him, the doctor realizes the mistake of taking this patient and making him live through this "hell".

On "...and Justice for All."

by Aaron March 5, 2005

Marzipan

An independant yet whiney skinny blond girl who doesn't seem to realize she could have anyone on of the guys to herself (see also: Uglypan)

Strongbad trying to do Marzipan's voice on her answering machine: "Hi Oh, hello Marzipan... start calling yourself Uglypan."

by Aaron December 8, 2003