friezeek

a large carrot that when cooked is poisonous

It is not very profitable to plant friezeek and sell it to small children in New Zealand.

My friend died of friezeek overdose.

by aaron January 20, 2004

cracker ass shit

Dumb shit

That fuckin soy pizza delivery guy is a cracker ass shit!

by Aaron June 30, 2003

on the fly

as quickly as possible

I need that chicken dish on the fly!

by aaron December 02, 2003

Ranta

To wear swim trunks beneath trousers or trunks.

Timmy likes to Ranta it after he swims.

by Aaron August 23, 2004

fizziwig

a guy or gal who has wikid hair

YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude

by aaron September 28, 2004

The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.

So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"

by Aaron June 19, 2006

dilznick

the male cock n' sack.

johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."

by aaron August 18, 2004