Zombie Assassin's definitions

snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.

"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

beef tomato

A worn out asshole from having way too many big cocks smashing their way through the backdoor all the time. Sometimes known as a pink sock.

"That chick's backside looked like a beef tomato when those dudes finished tappin' that ass like Sammy Davis, Jr."

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

Fanta-snatch

A redheaded woman. Particularly a redhaired woman's vagina, same as firecrotch.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you ever been to Ireland?"
Guy 2: "Hells yeah! It's full of Fanta-snatch."

by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014

Fanta-snatch

A woman and/or her vagina with hair like red Fanta softdrink. Same as firecrotch.

"Have you ever been to Ireland, dude? It's full of Fanta-snatch!"

by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014

Planet of the Rapes

Gamer slang for getting totally annihilated or owned by your opponents.

Dude, that last Crucible match was like getting sent to Planet of the Rapes!

by Zombie Assassin January 4, 2015

Indo-pacific

The area of the world where Donald Trump thinks "they took our jerbs."

Trump keeps confusing East Asia with Indo-pacific because he can't remember the names of the countries he has gone to visit.

by Zombie Assassin November 11, 2017