by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014
by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014
In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.
Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"
by Zombie Assassin July 06, 2022
by Zombie Assassin November 07, 2014
A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.
"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"
by Zombie Assassin November 07, 2014
A worn out asshole from having way too many big cocks smashing their way through the backdoor all the time. Sometimes known as a pink sock.
"That chick's backside looked like a beef tomato when those dudes finished tappin' that ass like Sammy Davis, Jr."
by Zombie Assassin November 08, 2014
by Zombie Assassin January 05, 2015