Zack's definitions

red neck

If you get your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
If when you walk your dog you both use the tree in the corner, you might be a redneck.
If someone ever told you that you're lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is, you might be a redneck.

If you think N-Sync is where your dirty dishes are, you might be a redneck.

by Zack April 16, 2005

pussifest

1. adjecive; derrived from pessimest, meaning the person being called it is a pussy and is also a down right loser

2. noun; a swarm of raging pussies just waiting to be fucked by a man

3. pronoun; used in place of the name of someone you dont particularly like

1. manny is such a pussifest when it comes to girls.

2. it was a pussifest in my room last night!

3. Pussifest came to work late today

by zack December 2, 2004

Zutar

A odd person.

Man, your such a Zutar.

by Zack December 16, 2003

spifforiffic

much better than something that is wordspiffyword

dude 1: When im the bartender you'll get free beer.
dude 2: Spifforiffic.

by Zack October 16, 2003

Train'n

A marijuana hit from a bong that lasts a long time because once the human lungs fill with marijuana smoke the human exhales through his or her nose and continues to inhale through his or her mouth causing a very long hit or what some call double hitting, tripple hitting, etc...

Damn Zack was train'n that bong like it was the last nug on Earth.

by Zack December 28, 2004

Lynch

my last name also means to hang someone or stone them to death

my last name is lynch

by zack September 28, 2003

Brown Nosin'

To kiss up to higher authority or higher rank, usually as a means to and end, to recieve promotion, raise, reccomendation, etc. from the higher power.

The intern for Senator Smith brown nosed his way to join the Senator's team.

by Zack August 23, 2004