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ruler job

the act of being wanked off by a ruler
Man! Ashley really gave me a good ruler job the other day!
by zack December 2, 2004
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cuntlicker

person who licks meaningless pussy, or just a complete asshole about things, OR is a bitch.
His cousin was being a complete cuntlicker about things!
by zack December 2, 2004
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flying sister twister

sex position found on page 303 in the Kamasutra. triple 69 with two sisters and a lucky guy/girl.
Me and the olsen sisters did the flying sister twister last night!
by zack December 2, 2004
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tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.
by zack December 2, 2004
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Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
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Marine Corps

The best military service in the world, also able to kick anybody's ass!!!
OO RAH!
The United States Marine Corps just leveled the hell out of Fallujah.
by Zack November 18, 2004
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splodydopes

Dopes who 'splode themselves in public places. Also known as suicide or homicide bombers.
Palestinians fired guns and passed out sweets when a splodydope blew himself up at a Jerusalem pizzeria - killing 15 people, including 7 children, and injuring 130 (many of whom were maimed for life).
by Zack November 12, 2004
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