If you get your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
If when you walk your dog you both use the tree in the corner, you might be a redneck.
If someone ever told you that you're lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is, you might be a redneck.
If you think N-Sync is where your dirty dishes are, you might be a redneck.
when there is a yellow light on a traffic light, and you know its going to turn read and you are approaching it, you speed up so you are not stuck at the red light.
"Shit, that yellow is going to turn red any fucking second now"
"Just gun it, bitch"
A poem about the toilet
Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
September 13, 2003
When your dad farts in your moms mouth during sex.
Dave Riedl's mom is Farty Marty
December 17, 2004
To sit on one's lap, particually a female sexually pleasing a male; lapdance
The chic gave the deserving stud a lap-sit.
This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.
I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.
suck my dick