You Can't Kill the Metal's definitions

Internet Tough Guy

Somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a badass. Typical internet tough guy behavior may include:

- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.

Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.

Examples of comments an internet tough guy might make:

"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."

"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."

by You Can't Kill the Metal August 7, 2006

Lexus Liberal

Similar to limousine liberal, except the Lexus Liberal is a member of the upper middle-class rather than the upper class. Lexus liberals are characterized as being ignorant and lacking common sense in regards to political and social issues despite having a college education.

Unlike Limousine Liberals, Lexus Liberals are often considered to simply be naive rather than hypocritical.

Because Paul owned a luxury sedan, a $500,000 home, and employed the services of a housekeeper despite his beliefs in progressive taxation and helping the poor, he was referred to as a Lexus Liberal by his neighbors.

by You Can't Kill the Metal June 15, 2007

Whoregasm

When a female sex worker (stripper, prostitute, or porn star) has an actual (not faked) orgasm while doing her job.

"I had the biggest whoregasm the other day while filming that threesome scene with Mike and Rob."

by You Can't Kill the Metal October 12, 2015

Strip Happens

When you go to a strip club hoping to spend some time with your favorite dancer, only to find out that she isn't working that night.

"I drove all the way across town so I could get a lap dance from Liz, but when I got to the club the bouncer told me that she had the night off. Oh well, strip happens."

by You Can't Kill the Metal January 26, 2007

Vitamin T

Slang term for Tequila.

"We drove down to Tiajuana over the weekend and drank a lot of Vitamin T, but almost got thrown in jail."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 3, 2006

Sponge

Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 15, 2007

beer snob

The kind of person who goes to a party and complains if the beer is a brand that costs less than $10 for a six-pack.

"Why hasn't Jeff gotten a beer yet."

"He only drinks expensive imports and microbrews. He thinks he's too good to drink Bud Light with the rest of us peasents. Fucking beer snob."

by You Can't Kill the Metal October 17, 2006