Definitions by You Can't Kill the Metal
Karen
Originally began as a meme about an upper middle class soccer mom with a short, angled, and layered haircut. A petty tyrant, she was the bane of service and retail employees everywhere and would demand to speak to the manager over even the slightest mistake.
During the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic, the Karen meme exploded in popularity. In this case, she didn't flex her tyrant tendencies by demanding to speak to the manager. Instead, she scolded people for not wearing masks and called the police on her neighbors for not social distancing. On social media she urged people to stay home and shared TikTok videos of dancing nurses.
During the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic, the Karen meme exploded in popularity. In this case, she didn't flex her tyrant tendencies by demanding to speak to the manager. Instead, she scolded people for not wearing masks and called the police on her neighbors for not social distancing. On social media she urged people to stay home and shared TikTok videos of dancing nurses.
Karen by You Can't Kill the Metal May 20, 2020
Whoregasm
When a female sex worker (stripper, prostitute, or porn star) has an actual (not faked) orgasm while doing her job.
Whoregasm by You Can't Kill the Metal October 12, 2015
Internet Sex Kitten
The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:
- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).
Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).
Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."
Internet Sex Kitten by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008
Stella
The female equivalent of a Guido. This term describes a woman of (usually of Italian descent) who wears lots of makeup, short skirts or stretch pants, anything with a leopard print on it, high heels, cheap jewelry, and lots of hair spray. Stellas are also known for their love of dance music and chewing gum.
Stella by You Can't Kill the Metal December 13, 2007
Sponge
"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."
Sponge by You Can't Kill the Metal September 15, 2007
Lexus Liberal
Similar to limousine liberal, except the Lexus Liberal is a member of the upper middle-class rather than the upper class. Lexus liberals are characterized as being ignorant and lacking common sense in regards to political and social issues despite having a college education.
Unlike Limousine Liberals, Lexus Liberals are often considered to simply be naive rather than hypocritical.
Unlike Limousine Liberals, Lexus Liberals are often considered to simply be naive rather than hypocritical.
Because Paul owned a luxury sedan, a $500,000 home, and employed the services of a housekeeper despite his beliefs in progressive taxation and helping the poor, he was referred to as a Lexus Liberal by his neighbors.
Lexus Liberal by You Can't Kill the Metal June 15, 2007
Strip Happens
When you go to a strip club hoping to spend some time with your favorite dancer, only to find out that she isn't working that night.
"I drove all the way across town so I could get a lap dance from Liz, but when I got to the club the bouncer told me that she had the night off. Oh well, strip happens."
Strip Happens by You Can't Kill the Metal January 26, 2007