The Closet

A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.

He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…

by Yaziyo March 05, 2008

client

An indirect way of saying penis.

"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A

by Yaziyo May 04, 2006

tu pues

You smell in french. Used to call other people smelly in english too though. (pronounced too pyoo)

Person1 :Tu pues!
Person2: :(

by Yaziyo May 06, 2005

scrotum

What you don't want to get stuck in the paper-shredder.

Oh noes, my scrotum!

by Yaziyo May 04, 2006

Ped Bread

Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.

My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.

by Yaziyo August 11, 2010

firebirdz

A cool clan of runescape, see poultrychamp

Firebirdz owns you BD! (rawr)

by Yaziyo May 02, 2005

bignick

A smelly person, see minifoot

Zomg!!!!! u smell like minifoot

by Yaziyo May 02, 2005