ornpay

Another way of saying porn.

Ima go make my client happy with some good ole ornpay.

by Yaziyo May 04, 2006

38DD

JonPap - a 'comically weighted' guy's man-boob-bra-size. Also used by women made of silicone.

Look at jonpap's 38DD man boobs jiggle as he runs!

by Yaziyo December 25, 2005

Penis Pump

A fun word to scream in public.

Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"

by Yaziyo August 29, 2006

client

An indirect way of saying penis.

"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A

by Yaziyo May 04, 2006

Midnight Maccas Run

n. To round up all your friends some time after midnight and drive down to the nearest 24 hour McDonalds for burgers, cones, apple pies or whatever else the night's cravings bring.

SMS at 1:30am. Must be a Midnight Maccas Run!

by Yaziyo September 21, 2009

big nick

A smelly person, also see minifoot

Zomg!!! u smell like big nick!

by Yaziyo May 02, 2005

The Closet

A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.

He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…

by Yaziyo March 05, 2008