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The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.
That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...
by YAWA September 11, 2016
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Well, I'm stuck on this floating party-boat turned prison-ship for two fuckin' weeks... guess it's time to party with the germs; 'cause everyone else is either dead or dyin'...
by YAWA February 15, 2020
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I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
by YAWA April 20, 2021
Get the easter paper dispenser mug.A term that defines a personal activity hard-boundary; beyond which, the probability of catastrophic outcome prohibits further participation.
Hey, let's see how many times we can just run across the fucking road with our eyes closed...
You first Bro. I wanna see what happens when you run Out of Luck.
You first Bro. I wanna see what happens when you run Out of Luck.
by YAWA October 3, 2019
Get the Out of Luck mug.The only potential non-misery coming out of the COVID-19 pandemic is that it virtually unifies all living humans. As a Novel agent, no single race, political ideology, sexual orientation, age, educational level, occupation or religious affiliation has demonstrated immunity from infection if exposed.
It would be amazing if a world-wide, financially devastating pandemic could somehow help overcome all of the built-in bias, discrimination, division, exploitation and bullshit that exists in our world, but it won't.
Guess what? Virus Don't Care...
Guess what? Virus Don't Care...
by YAWA April 18, 2020
Get the Virus Don't Care mug.The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.
Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...
by YAWA March 8, 2019
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Thank you, sir!
Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.
How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.
Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.
How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.
by YAWA September 10, 2020
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