YAWA's definitions

Catholic kid-fuck

The latest Vatican Olympic sporting event...

Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!

by YAWA March 13, 2019

Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.

So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.

by YAWA July 12, 2020

Corona Cones

Hard times these days for the drive-around, ice-cream dude.

Damn, did you hear that they arrested the Ice Cream Man...yeah, he was accused of doling out Corona Cones to unsuspecting youth.

by YAWA April 5, 2020

Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.

So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?

by YAWA August 4, 2019

Performance Amnesia

The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.

Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.

by YAWA April 13, 2019

god-shatter

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.

Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.

by YAWA October 8, 2017

Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.

Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.

by YAWA May 23, 2018