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trick 'n treat

Dispensing cannabis-laden edibles for Halloween instead of 'traditional' boring candy.
Yo! Every school in town had to cancel because no one showed up for class the day after Halloween! The FBI is still trying to figure out who's playing trick 'n treat...
by YAWA December 5, 2018
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Blubber Hole

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.
Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!
by YAWA October 18, 2022
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Unreliable, untestable truth

Oh, you have faith do you?

The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.
by YAWA October 31, 2017
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southern baptist desecration

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.
Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????
by YAWA May 23, 2022
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Super Spreader

Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.
Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!
by YAWA July 4, 2020
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The Business of Bankruptcy

Hidden in the deep and mysterious undercurrents of the Federal legal machinery, billion-dollar Law Firms, profit offsetting Debters-in-Posession, and Parasitic Restructuring Teams methodically extract unimaginable financial compensation from the many hopeless, helpless and beleaguered businesses unlucky enough to file for Chapter 11 ‘relief’.
Well, we’re on credit-hold with every one of our vendors, we can’t pay our staff, our taxes or operating expenses; looks like we’re heading for Chapter 11.
Right. Now all of our debt will be resolved and a Debtor-In-Posession can loan us about 20 million dollars that they don’t expect to recover; they will use that loss to tax-offset profit from their other business interests and the loan funds mostly to pay excessively padded legal and professional fees. The objective here is to delay, extend and postpone definitive resolution of the case in order to optimize the Business of Bankruptcy. Unsecured creditors lose, lawyers win.
by YAWA September 1, 2025
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trumpsurrection

The end of the line for the worst president in recorded history; no further delusionary explanation required.
So, how did the trumpsurrection go? Did you 'storm the Capitol'? Did ya?
by YAWA January 8, 2021
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