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Corona Bully

The psychologically destructive act of spreading mis or dis-information regarding an individuals COVID test results.
Hey, did you hear Sarah tested COVID Positive...the dirty bitch.
Don't be a Corona Bully...you know damn well that she's negative; YOU just wanna hook up with her boyfriend...who's the Corona Bully now, bitch?
by YAWA July 12, 2020
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Japanese fuck robot

Your wildest sexual fantasy realized through the magic of virtual reality, artificial intelligence and good old American pornographic addiction.
So, did I tell you that I'm getting married?
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!
by YAWA March 10, 2022
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melanoma dreams

The dreamscape reality consisting of an inescapable, horrific malignancy, certain death and the everything in between.
HO-LEE-SHIT bro! I woke up last nite sweating thru the sheets and scared as fuck because some nightmare doctor just old me I had an incurable, advanced cancer with only weeks to live.
Yeah. melanoma dreams pretty much suck.
by YAWA May 4, 2021
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...in the 'fridge

The euthanasia-induced, temporary repository for a beloved, yet incontinent, demented and disease-riddled family pet that has succumbed to the unfortunate ravages of time...
Ok kids, 'Boots' is ...in the 'fridge; we gotta get her out and into the ground before the Vet charges us for another month of 'storage'...go get yer shovels...
by YAWA May 30, 2018
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Licking the Alphabet

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
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between his thighs

In keeping with Handmaid's vernacular, a righteous substitute for 'under his eye', 'blessed be' or some other religious bullshittery designed to create universal behavioural compliance.
Why does the child cry?
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...
by YAWA August 26, 2022
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Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
by YAWA September 12, 2016
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