YAWA's definitions
An involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus piss-odor.
Oh snap! I forgot about eating all of that damned asparagus at dinner. Got up to piss and was slammed in the face by the stank...asparagasp got me, bro!!
by YAWA June 2, 2018
Get the asparagaspmug. An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.
Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
by YAWA January 26, 2022
Get the bullshit vaccinemug. The unreported and undisclosed COVID infections among individuals with the capability to temporarily remove themselves from society until fully recovered.
Hey, has anyone heard from Mary?
Yeah, it's rather strange. I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.
It's probably just covert COVID. She'll surface soon enough.
Yeah, it's rather strange. I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.
It's probably just covert COVID. She'll surface soon enough.
by YAWA February 7, 2021
Get the covert COVIDmug. The absolute zenith of all possible bad outcomes as a consequence of consistently poor decision-making.
The US response to the Corona virus seems to be evidence that we're Striving to do Worstest.
and it ain't just the president...
and it ain't just the president...
by YAWA March 30, 2020
Get the Striving to do Worstestmug. The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.
Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.
It's ok.
Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.
Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
It's ok.
Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.
Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
by YAWA August 18, 2018
Get the bad touch dollmug. THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
Get the He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!mug. A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.
So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
by YAWA February 9, 2021
Get the The gift of goodbyemug.