YAWA's definitions

tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

tantrumptum

An uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration expected from a narcissistic, self-aggrandizing and otherwise psychopathic Presidential bully-in-chef, that is indistinguishable from that of an impetulant young child.

So, no Tweet-Storm this time; today POTUS displayed a typical tantrumptum when he was accused of 'treason', vowing to exile the entire democratic caucus to Siberia if they fail to stand-down...

by YAWA May 22, 2019

truth obliteration

Worse than truth decay; a politically inspired condition that renders the acquisition of 'factual knowledge' nearly impossible under all conditions.

Oh, hell no! I just can't cast a vote for any far left, climate freak, baby pedophelia cannibal radicals.
So. Reading much Q-anon material lately? Perhaps a bit of Hannity?

Absolutely! They're on to the deep-state threat to our way of life.
Or maybe they DEFINE truth obliteration and ARE the probem NOT the solution.

by YAWA October 18, 2020

Anyone BUT Trump

The global sigh of relief generated in the comforting realization that the criminal-in-chief has been denied a second term.

The world just realized that it's not just that Biden was elected President that feels so good; it's that the highest office in the land will be occupied by Anyone BUT Trump, the worst fucking President in recorded history.

by YAWA November 8, 2020

Zoom Warrior

As a direct consequence of the COVID pandemic, the iconic trade-show driven Road Warrior salesman has been transformed into a mere digital shadow of its former presence.

You goin' to the Consumer Electronics Show, HIMSS Conference or BrewEXPO this year?
Kinda. Everything is on-line, I guess this year I'm Zoom Warrior.

by YAWA September 5, 2020

Earth's revenge

The retributive condition against the human species driven by unrelenting, systematic global pollution and generalized planet abuse.

What about this climate change, pandemic disease, horrible hurricanes, floods and wild fires?
No doubt about it; it's the Earth's revenge

by YAWA August 29, 2021

refrigerator graveyard

A location for preserving those doomed, yet precious never-to-be eaten residual consumables from previous awesome restaurant experiences.

Oh, hell no! You're not installing one more fuckin' doggie bag into the refrigerator graveyard until you dispatch with the last 6 months of shit in there. And you can start with the stuff that stinks so bad it's trying to find it's own way out...

by YAWA February 22, 2019