YAWA's definitions
The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.
I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....
by YAWA August 21, 2016
Get the Shat-in-absentiamug. AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.
Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
by YAWA December 3, 2021
Get the Santa spoogemug. Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
by YAWA March 13, 2019
Get the Catholic kid-fuckmug. Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
by YAWA March 11, 2019
Get the Ass-Wiper's Dilemmamug. A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.
Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
by YAWA May 23, 2018
Get the Sicko Coachmug. Wearing a face mask doesn't work, the virus is a hoax, hydroxychloroquine and demon sperm cures COVID 19.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
by YAWA August 1, 2020
Get the Real versus Realitymug. Corona-virus forced, cruise-ship quarantine confinement--leaving only the "scurge" available as a source of entertainment.
Well, I'm stuck on this floating party-boat turned prison-ship for two fuckin' weeks... guess it's time to party with the germs; 'cause everyone else is either dead or dyin'...
by YAWA February 15, 2020
Get the Party with the Germsmug.