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Messiahfail

Inexorable erosion of faith due to excessive accumulation of failed prophetic claims and expired apocalyptic predictions.
Ultimately, messiahfail was confirmed as a consequence of actually reading the bible, rather than having it spoon fed to her.
by YAWA April 20, 2015
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Roomba trail

When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.
Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!
by YAWA May 26, 2018
mugGet the Roomba trailmug.

piss in the mop bucket

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.
We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!
by YAWA August 29, 2017
mugGet the piss in the mop bucketmug.

Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
by YAWA August 24, 2017
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truth obliteration

Worse than truth decay; a politically inspired condition that renders the acquisition of 'factual knowledge' nearly impossible under all conditions.
Oh, hell no! I just can't cast a vote for any far left, climate freak, baby pedophelia cannibal radicals.
So. Reading much Q-anon material lately? Perhaps a bit of Hannity?

Absolutely! They're on to the deep-state threat to our way of life.
Or maybe they DEFINE truth obliteration and ARE the probem NOT the solution.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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Pet Void

The vary large emotional vacuum created by the loss of a beloved family companion.
Awww, man. This fuckin' suxx! Lost my dog to a heart tumor and my cat to leukemia...gotta fill my pet void with something to love before I go crazy...so sad.
by YAWA October 25, 2019
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stank-o-rama

The dedicated, genuine, no-holds-barred, official, get ‘er done , irredeemable, fuck-a-thon from hell.
What’s fuckin’ racket?
I dunno, but the sheets are nasty.
ahh, must be the stank-o-rama!
by YAWA December 15, 2021
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