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Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.
Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
by YAWA October 4, 2020
mugGet the Masking Ticketmug.

Pet Void

The vary large emotional vacuum created by the loss of a beloved family companion.
Awww, man. This fuckin' suxx! Lost my dog to a heart tumor and my cat to leukemia...gotta fill my pet void with something to love before I go crazy...so sad.
by YAWA October 25, 2019
mugGet the Pet Voidmug.

trumpsupplicant

A trumpsupplicant is a fervently devoted individual who, despite overwhelming evidence against any given trump position, statement or ideology, continues to maintain unyielding allegiance by providing monetary, legal or political support.
So, you gonna give to the trump 2020 election salvation campaign? He won, ya know...
Ummm, no. I'm more of a realist than a trumpsupplicant. Which also means that I basically think that you are an idiot.
by YAWA December 2, 2020
mugGet the trumpsupplicantmug.

COVID Par-Tay

A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.
Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!
by YAWA July 2, 2020
mugGet the COVID Par-Taymug.

Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.
Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
by YAWA January 25, 2021
mugGet the Commode Plumemug.

Real versus Reality

What you think, believe or desperately wish to be, compared to what actually is.
Wearing a face mask doesn't work, the virus is a hoax, hydroxychloroquine and demon sperm cures COVID 19.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
by YAWA August 1, 2020
mugGet the Real versus Realitymug.

Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.
Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
by YAWA May 23, 2018
mugGet the Sicko Coachmug.

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