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Performance Amnesia

The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.
Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.
by YAWA April 13, 2019
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god-shatter

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.
Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.
by YAWA October 8, 2017
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Party with the Germs

Corona-virus forced, cruise-ship quarantine confinement--leaving only the "scurge" available as a source of entertainment.
Well, I'm stuck on this floating party-boat turned prison-ship for two fuckin' weeks... guess it's time to party with the germs; 'cause everyone else is either dead or dyin'...
by YAWA February 15, 2020
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Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.
That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...
by YAWA September 11, 2016
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Real versus Reality

What you think, believe or desperately wish to be, compared to what actually is.
Wearing a face mask doesn't work, the virus is a hoax, hydroxychloroquine and demon sperm cures COVID 19.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
by YAWA August 1, 2020
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Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.
Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
by YAWA May 23, 2018
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pooch screwer

The one that does it: Screws the pooch.
Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!
by YAWA February 12, 2023
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