YAWA's definitions
The most effective method of performing sinonasal irrigation yet invented by mankind; its amazingly simplistic and respectful design attributes help prevent the choking, coughing and aural fullness problems experienced by patients who have ultimately discontinued use of other nasal irrigation treatments.
I've got serious sinus problems and had several sinus operations; no other sinus rinse works as well as res-q-rinse to maintain my nasal health...and I've tried em all.
by YAWA February 2, 2018
Get the res-q-rinsemug. A trumpsupplicant is a fervently devoted individual who, despite overwhelming evidence against any given trump position, statement or ideology, continues to maintain unyielding allegiance by providing monetary, legal or political support.
So, you gonna give to the trump 2020 election salvation campaign? He won, ya know...
Ummm, no. I'm more of a realist than a trumpsupplicant. Which also means that I basically think that you are an idiot.
Ummm, no. I'm more of a realist than a trumpsupplicant. Which also means that I basically think that you are an idiot.
by YAWA December 2, 2020
Get the trumpsupplicantmug. A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.
Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!
by YAWA July 2, 2020
Get the COVID Par-Taymug. An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
by YAWA March 14, 2018
Get the clergy fingeredmug. A term used to describe an essential resistance to compliance predicated on a seemingly unending series of questions put forth as a performance delay tactic.
You've got a consult.
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?
I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?
I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!
by YAWA June 10, 2021
Get the bitch me aroundmug. That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
by YAWA June 22, 2019
Get the Spousal Contact-Capacity Overloadmug. Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
Get the Hobbled by Swabsmug.