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Definitions by YAWA

Persuadables 

A small group of individuals with sufficient critical thinking skills capable of unbiased information processing and departure from previously considered positions.
So, the Jan 6 committee is presenting it's findings.

Yeah. So.
Well, don't you think it's possible that if the persuadables watch the results could affect voting tendency?
Ha! Nope. Fox consumers don't even acknowledge the proceeding as legitimate and everyone else knows ex-45 is a shitbag, power hungry, corrupt, sociopathic narcissist.
Persuadables by YAWA June 10, 2022

southern baptist desecration 

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.
Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????
A departure from the traditional Apothecary (a person or establishment engaged in general pharmaceutical sales); the Apotecary is specialized in the dispensing and sales of THC containing medicaments of all sorts.
Hey, where ya headed?
Rollin' down to the new Apotecary to pick me up some gummies, granules and smokables; need anything?
I'm old school. See if they've got any Maui Wowie or Hawaiian gold.
Apotecary by YAWA May 23, 2022

Broken Brain

The ravages of time diminish both the physical and mental capabilities of even the most gifted individuals; when one can't bathe oneself or cannot even remember that this function is even necessary, it's time to go.
Broken brain!?
Buh bye...like a racehorse with a broken leg. IMMEDIATELY; right there on the track.
Broken Brain by YAWA May 19, 2022

cum glops 

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.
Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!
cum glops by YAWA April 26, 2022

dumbass region 

A region in southeast Ukraine that is currently the 'new' winning objective of the failing, criminal Russian-instigated war.
Not sure why ANY ostensible global superpower would concede to claiming occupation of the Ukraine dumbass region as a benchmark for military superiority.
We'll, perhaps Putin is the REAL dumbass. Mislead by systematic corruption and years of oligarch primacy sucking the life out of what could have been an amazing testament to communist superiority...HAHA!!! Not! STUPID FUCKER!

YOU ARE A MASSIVE LOSER AND WILL LIKELY DIE AT THE HANDS OF YOUR OWN.
dumbass region by YAWA April 12, 2022

Slunk meat 

'Tang so passed around that you'd expect to find a free global entry tattoo on her junk.
Hey, what stinks in here?
Ummm, nothin'.
Really?! You sure you haven't been banging that slunk meat bitch on the community sofa?
Yeah, well maybe we should consider getting that deep cleaned.
MUTHAFUCKA, you best get your hands on some Easy-Off and get to work or I'm gonna bust a fuckin cap in you dumb white ass!!!
Slunk meat by YAWA April 10, 2022