YAWA's definitions

Out of Luck

A term that defines a personal activity hard-boundary; beyond which, the probability of catastrophic outcome prohibits further participation.

Hey, let's see how many times we can just run across the fucking road with our eyes closed...
You first Bro. I wanna see what happens when you run Out of Luck.

by YAWA October 3, 2019

Trump-Speak

An unintelligible, Presidential dialect in which otherwise meaningful words are confidently transformed into utter gibberish.

What does 'foisfered' mean?
What do 'leightweight, Rupublicans, infair, prople, wonerful, councel, covfefe' mean?
Oh, that's just Trump-Speak--doesn't mean anything...

by YAWA November 5, 2019

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020

Land 'O COVID

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.

Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.

by YAWA December 12, 2020

Sh*tty Wife

One of those wives that provides more adversity than agreement, more contention than companionship; in other words, someone that keeps your life real when you essentially...can not.

Oh, for fuck sake! Can we not agree on anything? Ever!?
Nope; you've got a sh*tty wife that won't let you get away with ... anything. Ever. And never fucking will...

by YAWA August 9, 2019

community uterus

A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.

Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!

by YAWA December 5, 2022

colostolingus

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.

Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.

by YAWA September 14, 2022