YAWA's definitions

Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

by YAWA September 11, 2016

community uterus

A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.

Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!

by YAWA December 5, 2022

colostolingus

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.

Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.

by YAWA September 14, 2022

MotoCock

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.

Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.

by YAWA August 23, 2016

Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.

So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.

by YAWA August 30, 2020

Fox News Presidency

An administration influenced largely by partisan misinformation, fact distortion and data manipulation that results in dangerous, ineffective and inconsistent policy; a condition grossly exposed and made obvious in times of national crisis.

Every year millions of citizens are killed in car crashes, shootings, drug overdoses... and we don't shut the country down over those!
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...

by YAWA April 17, 2020

I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.

Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!

by YAWA May 1, 2018