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Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
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So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
by YAWA October 10, 2019
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So, no Tweet-Storm this time; today POTUS displayed a typical Trumptantrum when he was accused of 'treason', vowing to exile the entire democratic caucus to Siberia if they fail to stand-down...
by YAWA May 22, 2019
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Hey, did you hear that a 'Biden' computer was anonymously discovered to have child porn on the hard drive?
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...
by YAWA October 20, 2020
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The bitch called me out on bein' old and dried up; so I grabbed me a handful from down there and juice slapped the ho...
by YAWA April 10, 2017
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Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
by YAWA December 3, 2021
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by YAWA July 17, 2019
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