YAWA's definitions

oinkification

The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.

Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.

by YAWA January 21, 2020

Earth's revenge

The retributive condition against the human species driven by unrelenting, systematic global pollution and generalized planet abuse.

What about this climate change, pandemic disease, horrible hurricanes, floods and wild fires?
No doubt about it; it's the Earth's revenge

by YAWA August 29, 2021

craptocurrency

Yet another, in a seemingly endless list, of over-hyped, toxic investment scams; heralded initially as a technological advancement in currency exchange, but subsequently revealed for the financially devastating dumpster-fire that it is.

Don't invest in craptocurrency AFTER its increased in value by 40,000%. At this point it's too late; you'll lose your ass AND your retirement fund.

by YAWA February 2, 2018

hackfabet

The hacker enhanced 'alphabet' where E=3, I=1, O=0, B=8, A=4, S=5, T=7, Z=2, etc. Designed to obscure communication activities and degrade or delay attempted access to encoded transmissions.

Isn't that cute. LOL-SEC has new members. P05IX-N1nj4 and H4CK5-4-U...
Let's just hope 4n0nYmOu5 doesn't find out your new hackfabet friends...

by YAWA February 3, 2018

Spurlinized

A genuine public shaming, relevant to identifying particularly unpopular political platforms and tactically leveraging them against an adversary.

Oh snap! He just said that his opponent is as ignorant and incapable of understanding the complexities of governance as his constituents!
I don’t believe I would have said that. He’s gonna get totally Spurlinized!

by YAWA August 27, 2025

We're Number One!

The proud motto of a superior nation; the rallying decry of a country renowned for the industrial revolution, pioneers of massive advancement in medicine and developement of technological resources beyond imagination.

Well, let's see; wonder why the US has the fastest per capita COVID-19 case and death rate in the civilized world? How about failure to respond to the warnings of other countries, failure to close borders in a timely fashion in order to minimize asymptomatic spread, failure to adequately risk-assess inbound travelers, failure to have appropriate testing to trace and track infected individuals, failure to enforce national stay-at-home CDC recommendations, failure to anticipate and provide appropriate personal protective equipment...and most of all FAILURE TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. Yeah, We're Number One! For all the wrong reasons...

by YAWA April 5, 2020

tweet SCREAM

The use of ALL CAP letters as a written social-media equivalent to actual verbal shouting, screaming or ranting

NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION...COMPLETE EXONERATION!!!
(what about asking that other country to dig up shit on your 2020 election opponent?)
PERFECT CALL, BEAUTIFUL CALL...NO QUID-PRO-QUO!!!
(sorry, a TWEET SCREAM is not exculpatory...DO BETTER!!

by YAWA September 27, 2019