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So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.
by YAWA January 23, 2021
Get the dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat mug.An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.
Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
by YAWA January 26, 2022
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I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!
by YAWA August 14, 2017
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I really thought I could win the family Snore-Off, but my uncle beat me out with his 50 years of 8-3 employment ... Up at 6, in bed by 6 complacency.
by YAWA June 2, 2019
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You still wearin' a mask? Dude, we're Roundin' the Turn.
I think I'll keep it until we can see for sure if that turn isn't actually a big, fat politically self serving LIE.
I think I'll keep it until we can see for sure if that turn isn't actually a big, fat politically self serving LIE.
by YAWA October 29, 2020
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How about if they just STFU and STFH...
How about if they just STFU and STFH...
by YAWA March 30, 2020
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So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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