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Similar to Bullshittery, but with a Latin root tweek making it much more acrid and pretentiously, erudite diminishment.
So the doc told me that I'm gonna be IMPOTENT after my prostate surgery.
Is that so? I'd hafta be thinin' bullshittamous on that! You can always get one of those finger-up-the-ass, pump-up cocks right!!??
Is that so? I'd hafta be thinin' bullshittamous on that! You can always get one of those finger-up-the-ass, pump-up cocks right!!??
by YAWA March 10, 2022
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It's a very long list. However, it seems like we would do better to worry LESS about P.O.S. trump and pay much closer attention to the individuals, circumstances and agendas supporting his generally out-of-bounds, trenchant ideology and narcissist-driven sociopathic behaviour.
It's a very long list. However, it seems like we would do better to worry LESS about P.O.S. trump and pay much closer attention to the individuals, circumstances and agendas supporting his generally out-of-bounds, trenchant ideology and narcissist-driven sociopathic behaviour.
by YAWA October 30, 2020
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Oh, don’t ya think that Katie’s got it goin’ on with the Tribute Tan!
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.
by YAWA October 19, 2025
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So, let's see...
Ignore the warnings of the scientific community: check.
Disregard evidence from the experience of other countries: check
Claim victory over the disease prematurely despite evidence to the contrary: check
Down-play the very real possibility of disease resurgence based on modelling analysis: check
Distort the facts in evidence in deference to political rather than ethical motives: check
Berate, disparage and demonize any dissenting opinion, opposition or critical analysis: check
OPENING SOON: COVID Part II
Ignore the warnings of the scientific community: check.
Disregard evidence from the experience of other countries: check
Claim victory over the disease prematurely despite evidence to the contrary: check
Down-play the very real possibility of disease resurgence based on modelling analysis: check
Distort the facts in evidence in deference to political rather than ethical motives: check
Berate, disparage and demonize any dissenting opinion, opposition or critical analysis: check
OPENING SOON: COVID Part II
by YAWA April 16, 2020
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NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION...COMPLETE EXONERATION!!!
(what about asking that other country to dig up shit on your 2020 election opponent?)
PERFECT CALL, BEAUTIFUL CALL...NO QUID-PRO-QUO!!!
(sorry, a TWEET SCREAM is not exculpatory...DO BETTER!!
(what about asking that other country to dig up shit on your 2020 election opponent?)
PERFECT CALL, BEAUTIFUL CALL...NO QUID-PRO-QUO!!!
(sorry, a TWEET SCREAM is not exculpatory...DO BETTER!!
by YAWA September 27, 2019
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You goin' to the Consumer Electronics Show, HIMSS Conference or BrewEXPO this year?
Kinda. Everything is on-line, I guess this year I'm Zoom Warrior.
Kinda. Everything is on-line, I guess this year I'm Zoom Warrior.
by YAWA September 5, 2020
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Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
by YAWA May 4, 2021
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