YAWA's definitions

MAGA

My Administration Got Arrested

The best definition of MAGA...ever!

by YAWA October 11, 2019

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.

Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...

by YAWA March 16, 2019

commode high-tide

An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.

Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.

by YAWA August 1, 2021

Korn Teen

The completely understandable reason why the south-east has resisted COVID vaccination.

Hey, y'all hear about this viral pandemic?
Yeah, I think it's a Korn Hole virus.
Oh! Must be why they want us to all stay inside and Korn Teen.
Yup, prolly so. But I ain't doin' neither.

by YAWA July 28, 2021

praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

by YAWA July 31, 2020

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. anywhere. Ever.

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 8, 2023