Definitions by YAWA
tennis-tard
An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
tennis-tard by YAWA April 10, 2022
Kremlame
Quite the opposite of what's been historically assigned to the Russian Army as an effective, high-tech and world-class fighting force.
Ok. Ukraine? Beating back Russia? Against impossible odds?
Yeah. Systematic corruption has transformed the Kremlin into the Kremlame; it's as simple as that, really.
Yeah. Systematic corruption has transformed the Kremlin into the Kremlame; it's as simple as that, really.
Japanese fuck robot
Your wildest sexual fantasy realized through the magic of virtual reality, artificial intelligence and good old American pornographic addiction.
So, did I tell you that I'm getting married?
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!
Japanese fuck robot by YAWA March 10, 2022
bullshittamous
Similar to Bullshittery, but with a Latin root tweek making it much more acrid and pretentiously, erudite diminishment.
So the doc told me that I'm gonna be IMPOTENT after my prostate surgery.
Is that so? I'd hafta be thinin' bullshittamous on that! You can always get one of those finger-up-the-ass, pump-up cocks right!!??
Is that so? I'd hafta be thinin' bullshittamous on that! You can always get one of those finger-up-the-ass, pump-up cocks right!!??
bullshittamous by YAWA March 10, 2022
Noom Shame
So, did it work?
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weight…
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weight…
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.
Noom Shame by YAWA February 16, 2022
Boxed
The internment into a coffin, tomb or whichever end-of-life vessel is chosen by the representatives of the deceased party.
Damn! Did you hear that what’s-his-head Boxed last night?
Nhaw. What happened to ‘em?
He boxed!
WTF does that mean?
Damn, bro. He bought the farm.
Oh, good for him; we need more domestic food production.
What!? No, dude. He cashed it.
Awesome! I’m glad someone is making some profit ‘round here!
Oy! No! He bit the big one. You know; he’s taking a dirt nap.
It’s no surprise that he’s tired: what’s the big deal?
Well, he’s fucking dead.
No shit! Why didn’t you tell me.
Nhaw. What happened to ‘em?
He boxed!
WTF does that mean?
Damn, bro. He bought the farm.
Oh, good for him; we need more domestic food production.
What!? No, dude. He cashed it.
Awesome! I’m glad someone is making some profit ‘round here!
Oy! No! He bit the big one. You know; he’s taking a dirt nap.
It’s no surprise that he’s tired: what’s the big deal?
Well, he’s fucking dead.
No shit! Why didn’t you tell me.
I'm on COVID
The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.
Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
I'm on COVID by YAWA January 27, 2022