YAWA's definitions

Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

Mask Wars

A serious public Heath crisis that exists between, or even within, the constituent United States created by differing opinions and mandates regarding face mask usage benefits.

Ok, the Governor from Georgia just 'undid' the Atlanta Mayor's Executive order requiring masks; in Alabama the Sheriff won't enforce the Governors mask ordinance...I wonder who's gonna win the Mask Wars?

by YAWA July 18, 2020

striving to do poorly

A dysfunctional operating principle that degrades thinking, distorts reality and is responsible for initiating a self-destruction sequence for many influential, technology-based companies where profit is commonly valued over moral welfare and data aggregation proceeds at the expense of social responsibility.

The Facebook just sold all of my personal data to Instagram and they turned around and dumped it on Reddit! I trusted ALL those bastards and they're striving to do poorly...next up, WikiLeaks

by YAWA December 7, 2018

twitterrhagia

The social media equivalent of verbal diarrhea; consisting of grossly abnormal, uncontrolled, prolific and mindless Twitter discharge.

With all of the twitterrhagia spewing out of his hole, it's too bad we can't flush his face.

by YAWA October 25, 2017

Santa spooge

AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.

Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.

by YAWA December 3, 2021

Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

by YAWA July 22, 2020

Franken-phone

A functional mobile cellular communications device that is cobbled together from various random, unusable or even un-related components.

Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.

by YAWA February 12, 2020