YAWA's definitions

Shit-Back Time

A pivotal point of self-discovery, when it becomes apparent that you've been a glorious pain in the ass...and that's just perfect timing, when all of yer badness starts comin' home.

I can't believe that I was so self-centered and repeatedly trampled over just about everyone who really cares about me.

I just know that I can do better and I will from now on.
**DING DONG**
What? Wait! What's Shit-Back Time?

by YAWA February 23, 2020

Generation C

The massive increase in world-wide birth rate approximately 9 months after Coronavirus quarantine conditions were imposed.

Well, we can't go out for dinner, can't go to the movies, can't go for a drink...can't even go shopping.
Wanna get it on?
Welcome to Generation C

by YAWA March 28, 2020

chug hole

Any of several possible bodily orifices, most frequently the rectum, through which intoxicating substances are introduced for rapid, near-lethal, systemic absorption.

It was a chug hole massacre...XANS, flips, percs and a handle of Vodka all capped off with some DANK 420; rolled him out of the car in front of the ER when he stopped breathing and his eyes rolled back into his head...I think he swallowed his tongue.

by YAWA June 5, 2017

State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019

Big Thickie

A term of semi-endearment referring to any individual with above-average body mass that severely compromises their otherwise normal physical coordination.

Oh snap! Big Thickie just tripped over his own feet and did a face-plant attempting to get off the bus...anyone get that on video?

by YAWA March 14, 2019

schloppy boobs

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.

Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...

by YAWA July 9, 2017

Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.

So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.

by YAWA April 8, 2020