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Definitions by YAWA

Third Day Syndrome 

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.
Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
Third Day Syndrome by YAWA September 8, 2022

pulsanal 

The rhythmic sphincter sensation detected as evidence of pre-orgasmic status.
Oh, yeahhh. Ain’t no goin’ back now; got my finger on yer pulsanal….just relax and ENJOY!
pulsanal by YAWA September 5, 2022

toxic binary system

After decades of marriage and exclusive commitment, they finally reached the toxic binary system event horizon; a boundary through which no penetration is possible. Let’s just hope that they’ve both achieved immortality.
toxic binary system by YAWA September 5, 2022

next ball impossible 

The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.
Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.
next ball impossible by YAWA September 5, 2022

between his thighs 

In keeping with Handmaid's vernacular, a righteous substitute for 'under his eye', 'blessed be' or some other religious bullshittery designed to create universal behavioural compliance.
Why does the child cry?
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...
between his thighs by YAWA August 26, 2022

milk jug prayer 

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
milk jug prayer by YAWA July 21, 2022

christofascist bullshit 

The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.
Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
christofascist bullshit by YAWA July 17, 2022
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