Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.
Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
by YAWA May 23, 2018
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Real versus Reality

What you think, believe or desperately wish to be, compared to what actually is.
Wearing a face mask doesn't work, the virus is a hoax, hydroxychloroquine and demon sperm cures COVID 19.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
by YAWA August 01, 2020
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Re-eat

The intentional consumption of emesis; usually not one's own.
The cat puked on the carpet last night. I didn't clean it up, because I knew the dog would re-eat it by morning.
by YAWA May 12, 2015
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Vaccine Regret

Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.
Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret
by YAWA August 11, 2021
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alopecia totalis fulminans

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!
by YAWA June 08, 2023
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Ecumenicrime

A policy created and defended at the highest level of a religious organization that attempts to preserve the integrity of the church at the expense of innocent victims.
Yup, we've got another dirty priest comin' to town. You'd think that they'd put 'em in jail rather than just moving them around, that's ecumenicrime at its worst....
by YAWA April 26, 2015
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Twindemic

The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.
Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...
by YAWA September 22, 2020
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