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The accidentally audible escape of moist-air from a thouroghly hammered vagina as an equivalent to the validity of the current Qanon political conspiracy theory.
Hey, did you hear that a 'Biden' computer was anonymously discovered to have child porn on the hard drive?
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...
by YAWA October 20, 2020
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So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
by YAWA October 10, 2019
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So, no Tweet-Storm this time; today POTUS displayed a typical Trumptantrum when he was accused of 'treason', vowing to exile the entire democratic caucus to Siberia if they fail to stand-down...
by YAWA May 22, 2019
Get the Trumptantrum mug.The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.
I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....
by YAWA August 21, 2016
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I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
by YAWA September 12, 2016
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Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
by YAWA December 3, 2021
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You gonna protest tonite?
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!
by YAWA July 29, 2020
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