YAWA's definitions
As a direct consequence of the COVID pandemic, the iconic trade-show driven Road Warrior salesman has been transformed into a mere digital shadow of its former presence.
You goin' to the Consumer Electronics Show, HIMSS Conference or BrewEXPO this year?
Kinda. Everything is on-line, I guess this year I'm Zoom Warrior.
Kinda. Everything is on-line, I guess this year I'm Zoom Warrior.
by YAWA September 5, 2020
Get the Zoom Warriormug. The intentionally demeaning, demonstrably overt and unwelcomed commentary regarding an individuals compromised fork-in-mouth driven condition.
You know, ya probably shouldn't be eatin' a whole fuckin box of donuts...
Why don't you take yer Fat Shame bullshit and stick it up yet ass!
Why don't you take yer Fat Shame bullshit and stick it up yet ass!
by YAWA July 26, 2020
Get the Fat Shamemug. An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
by YAWA June 29, 2023
Get the medical-grade assholemug. The use of ALL CAP letters as a written social-media equivalent to actual verbal shouting, screaming or ranting
NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION...COMPLETE EXONERATION!!!
(what about asking that other country to dig up shit on your 2020 election opponent?)
PERFECT CALL, BEAUTIFUL CALL...NO QUID-PRO-QUO!!!
(sorry, a TWEET SCREAM is not exculpatory...DO BETTER!!
(what about asking that other country to dig up shit on your 2020 election opponent?)
PERFECT CALL, BEAUTIFUL CALL...NO QUID-PRO-QUO!!!
(sorry, a TWEET SCREAM is not exculpatory...DO BETTER!!
by YAWA September 27, 2019
Get the tweet SCREAMmug. The consequence of using failed logic, unfounded hunches and unsubstantiated conclusions to determine when it would be 'safe' for a pandemic-stricken nation to resume customary operations.
So, let's see...
Ignore the warnings of the scientific community: check.
Disregard evidence from the experience of other countries: check
Claim victory over the disease prematurely despite evidence to the contrary: check
Down-play the very real possibility of disease resurgence based on modelling analysis: check
Distort the facts in evidence in deference to political rather than ethical motives: check
Berate, disparage and demonize any dissenting opinion, opposition or critical analysis: check
OPENING SOON: COVID Part II
Ignore the warnings of the scientific community: check.
Disregard evidence from the experience of other countries: check
Claim victory over the disease prematurely despite evidence to the contrary: check
Down-play the very real possibility of disease resurgence based on modelling analysis: check
Distort the facts in evidence in deference to political rather than ethical motives: check
Berate, disparage and demonize any dissenting opinion, opposition or critical analysis: check
OPENING SOON: COVID Part II
by YAWA April 16, 2020
Get the COVID Part IImug. A MAGA crowd identifier (similar to ‘post gunshot’ ear bandage) wherein participants self-apply facial bronzing agent in propitiation to their great leader.
Oh, don’t ya think that Katie’s got it goin’ on with the Tribute Tan!
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.
by YAWA October 19, 2025
Get the Tribute Tanmug. by YAWA September 5, 2022
Get the pulsanalmug.