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dumbass region

A region in southeast Ukraine that is currently the 'new' winning objective of the failing, criminal Russian-instigated war.
Not sure why ANY ostensible global superpower would concede to claiming occupation of the Ukraine dumbass region as a benchmark for military superiority.
We'll, perhaps Putin is the REAL dumbass. Mislead by systematic corruption and years of oligarch primacy sucking the life out of what could have been an amazing testament to communist superiority...HAHA!!! Not! STUPID FUCKER!

YOU ARE A MASSIVE LOSER AND WILL LIKELY DIE AT THE HANDS OF YOUR OWN.
by YAWA April 12, 2022
mugGet the dumbass regionmug.

viral clearance

The new-normal, standardized return-to-work, school, just about any large venue proof of negative COVID test requirement.
Hey, wanna get a cup of coffee before work?
Nahhh, can't. Gotta get my daily viral clearance and the lines look pretty long.
Well, good luck on that. I just got a govt check, so I'm stayin' home!
by YAWA January 7, 2022
mugGet the viral clearancemug.

pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.
Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
by YAWA June 22, 2019
mugGet the pelvic fireworksmug.

overtourism

The detrimental psychologic or physical impact sustained by specific, destination-driven travel objectives.
Well, seems like the Amsterdam red-light district sex workers have unionized in protest against overwork; the effects of overtourism have caused them excessive back, groin, oral and pelvic pain to the point of disrepair. One whore was even heard to cry out...'go back to your wives, or whatever!'
by YAWA March 30, 2019
mugGet the overtourismmug.

christofascist bullshit

The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.
Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
by YAWA July 17, 2022
mugGet the christofascist bullshitmug.

Shit-Head fly

An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.
Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
by YAWA October 8, 2020
mugGet the Shit-Head flymug.

three ring shit-show

The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.
So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show
by YAWA July 16, 2017
mugGet the three ring shit-showmug.

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