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Definitions by YAWA

Fuck barrel 

Borne out of early trans-Atlantic, all-male nautical voyages wherein a lottery system existed for each sailor to spend 'time in the FUCK barrel' in order to provide sexual release for crew members; the rectum placed against the bung hole for easy access.
Well, it's 6 am. Time for my rotation in the FUCK barrel. Too bad everyone's asleep. NOT!
Fuck barrel by YAWA October 28, 2022

Pudendal Sag 

The extension of fatty pelvic soft tissue that slowly descends over time, eventually obstructing and making inaccessible the female genitalia.
Damn. Time's up!! The pudendal sag has done caught up with her; perfect timing, too.
Pudendal Sag by YAWA October 20, 2022

Blubber Hole 

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.
Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!
Blubber Hole by YAWA October 18, 2022

Blubber Hole 

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.
Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!
Blubber Hole by YAWA October 18, 2022

colostolingus 

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.
Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.
colostolingus by YAWA September 14, 2022

special masturbator 

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
special masturbator by YAWA September 11, 2022

Mara Lardo 

The country-club environment best suited for at-large, free-range storage of classified or otherwise nation-sensitive documents including nuclear missile launch codes, military capability and by-nation threat potential assessment.
Hey, when you lose a presidential election and are forced out of power don't forget to 'deposit' a bunch of Top Secret and Classified documents at Mara Lardo, you never know who you might be able to sell that shit to in order to finance your next election bid.
Mara Lardo by YAWA September 9, 2022
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