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Unprovoked Denial

The unconscious tendency for a guilty or otherwise culpable individual to offer unsolicited excuses, explanations or clarifications out of interrogative context.
If someone explicitly states, "I'm perfectly normal" when there has been no preceding accusation to the contrary--that's an example of Unprovoked Denial...kinda like "No Collusion" or "No Obstruction".
by YAWA April 4, 2019
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Boxed

The internment into a coffin, tomb or whichever end-of-life vessel is chosen by the representatives of the deceased party.
Damn! Did you hear that what’s-his-head Boxed last night?
Nhaw. What happened to ‘em?
He boxed!
WTF does that mean?
Damn, bro. He bought the farm.
Oh, good for him; we need more domestic food production.
What!? No, dude. He cashed it.
Awesome! I’m glad someone is making some profit ‘round here!
Oy! No! He bit the big one. You know; he’s taking a dirt nap.
It’s no surprise that he’s tired: what’s the big deal?
Well, he’s fucking dead.
No shit! Why didn’t you tell me.
by YAWA February 2, 2022
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COVID shame

The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.
WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.
by YAWA September 8, 2020
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Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.
Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
by YAWA July 7, 2020
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truth anti-social

The fucked-up, incredibly corrupt and already convicted social media mouthpiece, third rate excuse,

and utterly failed ideologic America for presidential candidacy.
Let's get up with the whole truth anti-social and get this POS out of office.
by YAWA June 8, 2023
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thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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STFH

There are still people that don't really appreciate just how bad COVID-19 could be.
How about if they just STFU and STFH...
by YAWA March 30, 2020
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