pulsanal

The rhythmic sphincter sensation detected as evidence of pre-orgasmic status.

Oh, yeahhh. Ain’t no goin’ back now; got my finger on yer pulsanal….just relax and ENJOY!

by YAWA September 06, 2022

nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.

Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...

by YAWA December 25, 2019

Culture of Criminality

The Three-Ring-Shit-Show and Mafia-inspired Don-Jester that is now at the helm of the U.S. Executive branch.

Oh, did you hear about the latest fucked-up presidential Tweetstorm?

You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...

by YAWA March 22, 2019

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 24, 2021

between his thighs

In keeping with Handmaid's vernacular, a righteous substitute for 'under his eye', 'blessed be' or some other religious bullshittery designed to create universal behavioural compliance.

Why does the child cry?
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...

by YAWA August 27, 2022

Airport trudge

The detached, stone-faced, heavily-laden, walk-of-misery required to move from parking to check-in, thru TSA, ground transportation, eventually ending at the gate of departure.

No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge.

by YAWA June 13, 2015

slop du jour

As COVID-19 social distancing and shelter-in-place orders endlessly grind on, the passage of time is distorted and once important daily events are homogenized into an unrecognizable, indistinguishable, meaningless blur.

Hey, what day is it?
I dunno. Why?
I was going to order the slop du jour...

by YAWA April 22, 2020