YAWA's definitions
The entire fucked-up world contained within a mysterious, nefaroius construct of Trump-think, narcissistic-driven wholesale derangement of perspective; a divorce relative to ANYTHING that ACTUALLY exists and that REALLY matters...
Oh, shit! I'm in a Trump Bubble...I seriously can't tell the difference between my ass and a hole in the fucking ground...
by YAWA October 18, 2019
Get the Trump Bubblemug. A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.
Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!
by YAWA January 2, 2023
Get the Brain Printmug. An act common to politicians with sociopathic, narcissistic and self-deceptive personality features fueled by a profoundly self-aggrandizing perspective that distorts even the prospect of failure into a necessary superlative; resulting in highly self-destructive behavior as required to validate equally delusional thinking.
Press: 'Did you ever think that the only people saving you from impeachment would be your own staff--for FAILING to follow your orders?'
POTUS: 'Listen. Nobody knows more about failing than I do, believe me. I'm the best at failing, just ask anyone; I'm the greatest at failing that's ever lived and I'm going to prove it...'
History: Does he ever actually listen to the crazy shit that comes out of his hole? Isn't it the objective to make decisions and policy using unbiased, verifiable evidence and in accordance with established governmental procedures within the Constitutional framework? Only the influence of political-suicide psychology could be responsible for such a distorted perspective of reality...we need to do better.
POTUS: 'Listen. Nobody knows more about failing than I do, believe me. I'm the best at failing, just ask anyone; I'm the greatest at failing that's ever lived and I'm going to prove it...'
History: Does he ever actually listen to the crazy shit that comes out of his hole? Isn't it the objective to make decisions and policy using unbiased, verifiable evidence and in accordance with established governmental procedures within the Constitutional framework? Only the influence of political-suicide psychology could be responsible for such a distorted perspective of reality...we need to do better.
by YAWA April 21, 2019
Get the political-suicide psychologymug. Any Halloween that does not fall on a Friday or Saturday, thus seriously compromising enjoyment and/or participation by those with work, school or other non-weekend time demands.
On a Monday! Really! OK, that was the worst Lame-O-Ween I can remember....the killer fake clowns didn't even show up!
by YAWA November 1, 2016
Get the Lame-O-Weenmug. The inability to perform even the most simple physical tasks due to overwhelming emotional disturbance.
Holy shit! Did you see that guy trying to cross the street? He just fuckin' fell over his feat right in front of incoming traffic! and it wasn't even an Olympic event
Yeah. It happens. Musta had the Biles Blues.
Yeah. It happens. Musta had the Biles Blues.
by YAWA July 30, 2021
Get the Biles Bluesmug. The desperate, seemingly hopeless, condition of finding oneself 'misplaced' in the heart of Morrocan chaos; similar to the phrase 'Bangkok has him', with a twist of abduction.
Oh, shit! There go two more lost in the Souk...didn't make it home last night; no use even lookin' for 'em now...
by YAWA October 1, 2019
Get the lost in the Soukmug. The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
Get the bucket of vaginasmug.