Acting president

A seemingly impossible, almost laughable, scenario in which a low-rent, bombastic, reality-TV host is somehow elected to the Presidency of the United States of America.
Acting president!

Oh, that's a good one! It's gonna get fantastic ratings, I bet...
Hey... wait a second, something has gone horribly wrong...
by YAWA February 22, 2020
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trumptoxic

The unquestionably negative influence on Republican voting behaviour driven almost exclusively by trumpubilcan, MAGA, election-denialism ideology.
So, how did election denialism, MAGA, trumpublican endorsed candidates do in the 2022 midterm elections?
Ummm, not so hot. Mainly because of former 25th president grifter-in-chief induced trumptoxic voting behaviour.
by YAWA November 10, 2022
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Stop the Steal

Hopefully, the last an a seemingly infinite number of alternative-reality driven, Trump psycho-vomit conspiracy theories imposed on an exhausted, over-it American populace.
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What the fuck are you talking about? We're in a fucking pandemic. Most people don't want to get sick, so they cast mail-in ballots. Mail-in ballots usually get counted AFTER real-time voting has been completed and tabulated. Every legal vote matters, so we should count ALL of them.
by YAWA November 07, 2020
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Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.
Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
by YAWA October 03, 2020
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commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
by YAWA January 04, 2019
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fukavee

The common denomination of a vertically challenged hunter-gatherer tribe located in the Sri lanka region.
While inexplicably lost in rather deep foliage the chief of the excursion finally proclaimed, "where the fukavee?"; the rest is history...
by YAWA May 17, 2015
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dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.
So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.
by YAWA September 18, 2021
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