Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
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It's a very long list. However, it seems like we would do better to worry LESS about P.O.S. trump and pay much closer attention to the individuals, circumstances and agendas supporting his generally out-of-bounds, trenchant ideology and narcissist-driven sociopathic behaviour.
It's a very long list. However, it seems like we would do better to worry LESS about P.O.S. trump and pay much closer attention to the individuals, circumstances and agendas supporting his generally out-of-bounds, trenchant ideology and narcissist-driven sociopathic behaviour.
by YAWA October 30, 2020
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Ok, dat bitch got'sa shit 'ass-IN-water', not INTO the water...gotta close dat Stank Gap for real. Prolly could cut down on the audible and splash-back as well...think of the children! It just ain't right!
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Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
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So, at this stage of my professional career should I move from a completely stable, uninspiring position to one with uncertain, but exhilarating potential?
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!
by YAWA December 12, 2020
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Hey, has anyone heard from Mary?
Yeah, it's rather strange. I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.
It's probably just covert COVID. She'll surface soon enough.
Yeah, it's rather strange. I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.
It's probably just covert COVID. She'll surface soon enough.
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