YAWA's definitions
The abrupt halt of all but the most essential businesses and services in an attempt to preserve life at the peril of financial stability.
Curfew begins Tonite between 10pm and 5am...all restaurants, bars, gyms, government installations and massage parlors must close in the viral economy
by YAWA March 27, 2020
Get the viral economymug. Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.
by YAWA March 25, 2020
Get the trumploanmug. Yo! Every school in town had to cancel because no one showed up for class the day after Halloween! The FBI is still trying to figure out who's playing trick 'n treat...
by YAWA December 5, 2018
Get the trick 'n treatmug. The worshipped upperclassmen in any given college fraternity; the same ones that dole out goat-fucking, binge-drinking and trans-gender experimentation as completion-criteria for highly - prized admission into their prestigious ranks...
... and then the frat fuckers pointed me toward the keg. I don't remember anything after that, except for the strange taste I'm my mouth...
by YAWA February 22, 2020
Get the frat fuckersmug. A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
by YAWA February 24, 2019
Get the Accelerated Decrepitudemug. The overall foundation on which the entire internet platform, and everything that's attached to it, exists; and a generally sad testament to humanity as a species.
So, I was just searching 'cute kitten' on tik tok and a woman performing a sex act with a snake showed up.
Yeah, me too. It's strange, really. Just don't search 'pussy Willow'.
Word. I guess all things lead to porn.
Yeah, me too. It's strange, really. Just don't search 'pussy Willow'.
Word. I guess all things lead to porn.
by YAWA May 18, 2021
Get the all things lead to pornmug. In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.
So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.
by YAWA March 22, 2020
Get the "Real" Fake Newsmug.