That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
by YAWA June 23, 2019
An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.
When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...
by YAWA July 03, 2017
Yo! Every school in town had to cancel because no one showed up for class the day after Halloween! The FBI is still trying to figure out who's playing trick 'n treat...
by YAWA December 06, 2018
Yet another way to acquire COVID-19. The virus remaining quite viable in the trailing air behind someone walking, running or cycling.
What the fuck! Now I've gotta run 6 miles behind some shit-bag who 'might' be Wu-Flu infected to avoid the deadly Slip-Stream Exposure?
I fuckin quit...
I fuckin quit...
by YAWA April 11, 2020
by YAWA February 01, 2020
A pivotal point of self-discovery, when it becomes apparent that you've been a glorious pain in the ass...and that's just perfect timing, when all of yer badness starts comin' home.
I can't believe that I was so self-centered and repeatedly trampled over just about everyone who really cares about me.
I just know that I can do better and I will from now on.
**DING DONG**
What? Wait! What's Shit-Back Time?
I just know that I can do better and I will from now on.
**DING DONG**
What? Wait! What's Shit-Back Time?
by YAWA February 23, 2020
The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.
Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
by YAWA September 08, 2022