Definitions by YAWA

pelvic fireworks 

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.

Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!

pelvic fireworks by YAWA June 22, 2019

Boom-Boom Room 

That special, male-only, establishment where just about any 'request' can be almost instantaneously satisfied...

Hey, how'd your date go last nite?
Not so good. Couldn't close the deal...heading over to the Boom-Boom Room for relief.

Boom-Boom Room by YAWA June 19, 2019

milk chunks 

The surprise mouth-full of sour, rotten debris often experienced by inconsiderate, out-of-the-carton milk drinkers.

Haha!! Alec got the milk chunks last nite from drinkin' right out of the fridge; serves that shit-bag right...now he can clean up HIS OWN puke...

milk chunks by YAWA June 9, 2019

sour towel 

A mildew-laden bath, beach or sport towel that conceals it's foul contamination until remoistened by use.

Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!

sour towel by YAWA June 9, 2019

Snore-Off 

A fierce competition to be the most boring, conformist and non-inspiring individual on the face of the fucking planet.

I really thought I could win the family Snore-Off, but my uncle beat me out with his 50 years of 8-3 employment ... Up at 6, in bed by 6 complacency.

Snore-Off by YAWA June 2, 2019

Big-Box Religion

Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.

Seems like I'm a 'none'...can't hang with Big-Box Religion

Big-Box Religion by YAWA May 30, 2019

tantrumptum 

An uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration expected from a narcissistic, self-aggrandizing and otherwise psychopathic Presidential bully-in-chef, that is indistinguishable from that of an impetulant young child.

So, no Tweet-Storm this time; today POTUS displayed a typical tantrumptum when he was accused of 'treason', vowing to exile the entire democratic caucus to Siberia if they fail to stand-down...

tantrumptum by YAWA May 22, 2019