Me: His backpack's unusually large..... My fat man senses are tingling... no wait, that's just my stomach rumbling.
by Xero _ Manifest November 04, 2010
Get the Fat Man Senses mug.A vile fiend that was forged from the hateocity( I think thats a word...) of all the haters in the world. It was created back in the early years of the Oakland Raiders football carrer from the hate that the fans emmited. Since that day, the beast has gotten stronger. Feeding on the hate that ungrateful fans give people like Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. And now this.. The hatred for that faggot Justin Beiber.
This amount of hate will increase the power of Xero the Beast to gargantuin levels. It will come out of hiding and finally defeat Chuck Norris. Just like the Mayans predicted would happen on December 21, Y2K12. So basically we're all fucked and it's that gaywad Justin Bieber's fault. Oops that comment only made it stronger. My bad
by Xero _ Manifest December 31, 2010
Get the Xero The Beast mug.When someone loses their virginity during seasonal times,like during Christmas. Since lossing ones virginity, and Christmas are both specialo casions, the sex that night will be never forgotten
Girl1: Guess what happend on Christmas!!!!! Girl2: What.? Girl1: Arjun took my jingle!!!!! Girl2&Girl1:EEEEEHHHHEEEEEEHEHEHEH!!!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
Get the Took My Jingle mug.It stands for Chocolate Chip Cookies. One of the o so many forms of the legendary sweet we know as cookies.
Arjun: I'm bringing some Triple C's tomorrow. Edgar: Kool.... *wtf is that?* Arjun: That stands for chocolate chip cookies by the way. Edgar: Very kool!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 05, 2010
Get the Triple C's mug.Part One: First off, don't believe any of that bullshit people say about how Hitler supposedly "committed suicide". Before His immanent defeat in Germany, he ran away towards Russia where he remained hidden for a few years until his dumbass fell through a patch of thin ice and became a popsicle. A few years later the Russian people found his body perfectly preserved in ice. Using their advanced technology, they removed his brain and locked it deep within a monstrous robot with which the Russsians planned to use in order to wage war upon freedom, Jews, justice, Poland, and general minorities. Mecha-Hitler became to powerful and escaped the Russian military base. He cooperarted with the Japanese after agreeing to give them control of America after he wages war in exchange for upgrading his body.
After the upgrades to his arsenal, Mecha-Hitler betrayed the Japanese and fled to Mexico. Luckily the Japanese were smart enough to implant a control chip into his brain. They deactivated his body and currently is in a state of suspended animation somewhere in the Mexican desert. We can only hope that the Mexican people never locate him and restart his programming.
by Xero _ Manifest May 08, 2011
Get the Mecha-Hitler mug.When you do something but don't give it your all, always resulting in whatever your doing turning out poorly or incorrectly. Doing things Half-Assed is more than just an act, it's a way of life for most Americans.
Mr.Schoene: Your a smart kid, I don't understand how you're failing so many classes. Jenny: It's because he does a Half-Assed job at everthing he does. Edgar: Well sorry if you don't like my way of life, after all , Half-Assed is the way i was raised.
by Xero _ Manifest November 08, 2010
Get the Half-Assed mug.An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.
Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.
by Xero _ Manifest December 07, 2010
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