19 definitions by Wu Dark

vagitarium

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers

Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

pandcake

Like a pancake, (same ingredients for the batter) but cooked for a small amount of time on an electric clam grill at a very high temperature. Invented by the Pand

"Mate, the edges of this pandcake taste like wafer"
"Yes, I agree, even the texture is similar"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

festant

Something (usually putrified) that smells really terrible.

That's one seriously festant log!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

3D

A computer aided system that lets overweight ginger-bearded dysfunctional tossers think they have girlfriends

Ron: "You seeing Tina tonight?"
Eugene: "Yeah, I have a clan game with her later, so I can't come to the pub"

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

sphinct

Abbreviation for sphincter

Ouch! It's really burning my sphinct

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

monica lewinsky

Also known as "Lewinsky"

1. Anyone thoroughly educated in human oral hygene

2. An industrial suction cup (sucking something with a lot of power) ... 'cos like, Clinton had a lot of powe... nevermind

Oh man, I'm still raw - she gave me a proper Lewinsky ...

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

fest

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004