Will's definitions

checking emails into a sock

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

by will March 31, 2006

geish

Bit of gritty hair that gathers between the sack and crack and sometimes contains dingleberries

"Lick my geish!"

by Will January 22, 2004

batfaced

wasted, drunk, or stoned

i' got batfaced on friday after drinking 20 pints

by will February 24, 2004

douchefinagle

v.douche·fi·na·gled, douche·fi·na·gling, douche·fi·na·gles
To use deceitful, crafty methods to enact in another feelings of annoyance, anger, and vexation, often causing resentment.

n. One who douchefinagles.

"Jesus, that faggot Sean won't stop touching my package."
"Yea, what a douchefinagle."

by Will March 20, 2005

Concured

1)The act of agreeing. Used typically by PC gamers.
2) Stating that something in true with no shadow of a doubt.

Person one: "Anna Kournikova is the best looking athlete of all time."
Person two: "I coucure" or "Concured"

by Will February 24, 2005

cho_granger

The coolest person in the world

Cho_granger kicks ass!

by Will December 13, 2003

slass

The word was invented by my buddy in 1989. He was making mac and cheese, but had no butter. He spit in the mix, instead. Me and another guy were watching, and he looked up guiltily. He said, "I can't believe I did that. It's so sleazy. It's so assinine. It's... slass." We all busted up laughing. Therefore the definition means "part sleazy, part assinine; both sleazy and assinine." The word has since grown to mean something more along the line of "generally negative."

Dude, that paint job on that guy's car is slass. OR Dude, you are slass.

by Will April 4, 2004