Definitions by Will

checking emails into a sock 

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

checking emails into a sock by will March 31, 2006

shamu

A fat goth chick. White skin, black clothes, hence, shamu.

Ugh, I went to the NIN concert, and there were a bunch of pizza-face shamus.

shamu by Will September 21, 2005

brickit 

To get totally pissed off at something and smash it with a brick.

My new computer pissed me off so I bricked it and sent it back for a refund

brickit by Will August 3, 2005

white metal 

A style that seems to be coming up everywhere. Christian metal. As was said earlier, you don't exactly have to be like black metal, and it is NOT faggot music (think.. Christianity, homosexuals?). It used to be kind of rare to see a Christian metal band (because it was always thought of as oxymoron), but lately it has been coming up everywhere.

Check out: Zao, Demon Hunter, Sinai Beach, The Agony Scene, Stryper, As I Lay Dying, and others you can find out at christianrock.com

white metal by Will July 12, 2005

robe intruder 

a term for a paedophile. Coined by chris. morris on the brilliant TV show Brass eye. Other terms include....nonce, perv,two pinned in plug, bush dodger, small bean regarder, unabummer, nut administrator, bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown, fence vole, free willy, chimney bottler, bunty man and shrub rocketeer

Delivering potatoes was a perfect disguise for a serial robe intruder

robe intruder by will July 2, 2005

gnartubularadacious

a combination of gnarly, tubular and rad. often used by surfers when making fun of how "gnarly, tubular or rad" something is/was. it is often said sarcastically making fun of the stereotype of stoner surfers.

Duuuuude, that last wave was gnartubularadicious.

gnartubularadacious by will May 13, 2005

wangin 

To use wang on another person.

I need to get home and give my lady a wangin'.

wangin by Will May 13, 2005