Will's definitions

doogie

replacement for 'dude' generally used on the east coast

so whats happenin doogie?

by Will October 5, 2004

quap

A word used to describe a quarter pound of some form of street drug. Usually marijuana, but can be any drug.

I'll sell you a quap for 2200.

by Will November 29, 2004

argopelter

a mythical creature who lives in hollow trees and throws rocks at passer-bys for days...also an amazing band.

while i was travelling through the woods an argopelter threw a rock at me ! ahh!

by will December 17, 2003

billion

Most everywhere: One thousand millions;
1,000,000,000

Also meant to exaggerate.

I've seen that movie a billion times.

by Will October 2, 2003

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006

brooklyn

brooklyn the greatist place in tha world bitchis if u dont live here that sucks

tims for my holigins in brooklyn
tha brooklyn shit we on it
brooklny we back on tha map

by will August 11, 2004

ey yo

ey yo was an italian american way of sayin woa until those wanabe ppl stol it to mean hey yo or woa

ey yo what u doin on my ass like that
ey yo what up

by will August 11, 2004