Westfalia's definitions

hugh wear

A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes.

Duder 1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"

Duder 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."

Duder 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."

by westfalia December 14, 2009

baking preview

When a person lets you know in advance what they plan on baking for some event or just for fun.

Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."

Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."

by westfalia February 11, 2010

flash of guilt

When a person flashes 2 or more other people out of guilt. This is mostly done with peer pressure and in situations where one of the flashees is about to move away.

Duder 1: "C'mon dude show us your dick. It's legendary. And Garrett is going to move away soon. You'll never see him again."

Duder 2: "Fuck no!"

Garrett: "C'mon dude, I'll never see you again."

Duder 2: "Ok...."

Duder 1: "Yes! Flash of guilt works everytime!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

frat five

A loud high five shared by two dudes, typically following each one of them shouting "nice!". The frat five was made popular by frat boys.

Duder 1: "Yo dude, did you see that chicks ass? That thing's bangin'!"

Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"

Duder 1: "Nice!"

*slap*

Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"

by westfalia May 3, 2010

home row slip

When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.

Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?

Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.

Duder 1: nivr

Duder 2: what the fuck?

Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys

Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up

by westfalia January 22, 2010

dick book

A journal or log kept by a woman that counts the number of times she's had sex with her boyfriend.

Chica: "Hey baby, hold on a second. This will be our 400th time! We should do something special."

Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"

Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."

Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."

by westfalia December 17, 2009

th=f

A formula that helps white people translate African-American slang.

Black Duder: "Yo dogg I speak da truf! I saw that trick at da club last night."

White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"

White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."

by westfalia January 28, 2010