Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
The one day where all your pending bank transactions go through before you can deposit or transfer money to cover them.
Duder 1: "Fucking school loan payment, grocery store, vet bill payment and my dinner out Saturday night all went through today! I got like three overdraft fees son! I'm broke!"
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.
Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
by westfalia December 23, 2009
Stands for Mother Sister Black. A woman that is african-american, has children and is known to a guy as his buddy's sister would classify as an MSB. Most white men have an 'achivement sex list' which includes a mom, a black girl, somebody's sister, a teacher, etc... If a white guy has sex with an MSB it is considered a powerful achievement.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you fucked Garrett's sister. She's half black and has a kid dude. You totally scored an MSB!"
Duder 2: "I know man, it was pretty amazing. Those titties were so nice."
Duder 1: "Damn! You're so far ahead of me now. All you have left on your list is a teacher. I got a lot of catching up to do."
Duder 2: "I know man, it was pretty amazing. Those titties were so nice."
Duder 1: "Damn! You're so far ahead of me now. All you have left on your list is a teacher. I got a lot of catching up to do."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.
Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"
Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."
Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."
Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
by westfalia May 07, 2011