Wesley Durrance's definitions

tis

A word that is rarely used outside of the Drama Club circles in high schools.

Sam: My, 'tis a beautiful day.
Karl: God, what fag.

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

Blow Pop

A Charms brand lollipop with gum in the center. The greatest lollipop ever invented. Also, when used in normal conversation, can be confused with blow job.

Derrek: Yeah, I voted for Stephanie for Junior Class President because she gave me a blow pop in the hallway. I love those things!
Mark: What?!
Derrek: No dude, blow POP.
Mark: Oh.

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

fagaccini

A gay or metrosexual person from Italy.

Milan is full of fagaccinis.

by Wesley Durrance September 6, 2005

fifties slide show

A classroom slideshow that educates you through fear. They all have the same narrator and use some kind named Billy as an example, something bad always happens to Billy.

Fifties slide show examples:
And thats why you should never talk to strangers. Because they all have knives. Isn't that right Billy? Billy wouldn't know. His mangled corpse is now being raped by a depraved psychopath, all because he talked to the local ice-cream man. BOO!

by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005

daemon

A word used when imitating an Irish-Catholic school teacher priest dude. If you pronounce it as "day-mon" with a faked Irish accent while talking really loudly, it works pretty well.

Possible uses:
What be this daemon-ry?!
Out, daemon child!!
Daemon be gone, Satan has no presence here!!

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

psychic vampire

A made up mythical creature just like Centaurs and Leprechauns. Probably stemming from modern-day culture's obsession with vampires.

Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.

by Wesley Durrance October 9, 2005

fayg

A gay fag. It's a mixture of the two terms, hence fayg.

Jerry: Tom, you're such a fayg.
Tom: Oh yeah? You're the biggest fayg this side of the fayg valley you fayg faygin gay fayg guy. Fayg.

by Wesley Durrance September 17, 2005