Wesley Durrance's definitions

d20

A 20 sided die used in many games in the "Dungeons & Dragons" series of tabletop role-playing board games.

Carl: Say Falacorn, let's break out the d20 and set us up a game of *gasp* DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.
Joe: Indeed Yeldor, but I call dungeon master!
*slap fight ensues*

by Wesley Durrance August 13, 2005

fagaccini

A gay or metrosexual person from Italy.

Milan is full of fagaccinis.

by Wesley Durrance September 6, 2005

tis

A word that is rarely used outside of the Drama Club circles in high schools.

Sam: My, 'tis a beautiful day.
Karl: God, what fag.

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

Blow Pop

A Charms brand lollipop with gum in the center. The greatest lollipop ever invented. Also, when used in normal conversation, can be confused with blow job.

Derrek: Yeah, I voted for Stephanie for Junior Class President because she gave me a blow pop in the hallway. I love those things!
Mark: What?!
Derrek: No dude, blow POP.
Mark: Oh.

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

daemon

A word used when imitating an Irish-Catholic school teacher priest dude. If you pronounce it as "day-mon" with a faked Irish accent while talking really loudly, it works pretty well.

Possible uses:
What be this daemon-ry?!
Out, daemon child!!
Daemon be gone, Satan has no presence here!!

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

Sporange

A sniglet invented for the sole purpose of rhyming with orange. It means those useless bits of white rind left over after you have peeled an orange.

After peeling an orange, one will usually find some sporange. Door hinge...

by Wesley Durrance October 9, 2005

Thou

Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.

Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005