Make Like A Fetus And Head Out

time for me to leave; see ya later; I'll catch ya on the rebound!

Well, it's already 2 a.m. I think I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out! See you later.

by weave March 25, 2003

HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!

That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!

by weave October 26, 2003

mohair knickers

describes quite the pelt, a very hairy vagina.

Tell her to groom the mohair knickers;
looks like she's ready to sprout cucumbers and tomatoes outta that thing!

by weave March 20, 2003

homogenized persuasion

a member of the "homogenized persuasion" is gay, homosexual, queer, light in the loafers.

I couldn't believe that Rock Hudson was actually of the homogenized persuasion.

by weave March 19, 2003

bic / bicced / biccing

to shave one's head down to the skin as with a razor blade.

Last night, he bicced his head down to bare metal!

by weave March 19, 2003

bastid

cutesy spelling of bastard.

Come over here, you dirty little bastid!

by weave March 21, 2003

POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT

to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times.

As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!

by weave November 02, 2003