Weave's definitions

GLORG

to complete, finish, or do the dirty work.

My boss had to glorg and terminate my ass!

by weave September 22, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 9, 2003

shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

by weave March 18, 2003

punked out (synonym: herbed)

to be intimidated and back down from somebody; to display cowardice; to chicken out

Yo ass got punked out by that muh-fuh.

by weave March 18, 2003

herbed

punked out; to fold from fear or intimidation; back down when hostilely confronted; disrespected

Yo, that crazy beeotch herbed me!

by weave March 16, 2003

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

PARBREAK

to puke; toss one's cookies; to perform a technicolor yawn; yak; yuke, vomit.

After a night of reckless and uninhibited self-indulgence, I found myself parbreaking all over my car seat and steering wheel after leaving the saloon.

by weave September 20, 2003