Weave's definitions
OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.
by weave March 26, 2003
Get the OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.mug. an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.
My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.
his carcass.
by weave September 22, 2003
Get the CLUSTERFISTmug. to display fear, cowardice, trepidation, and a yellow stripe that starts at the base of your shoulder blade and beelines straight down toward your spine, when you're confronted by an aggressive and intimidating person who calls you out. To run in the opposite direction with your tail between your legs when aggressively confronted.
The ghetto hamster confronted Lee in the dark alley and demanded his wallet and all of its contents. Lee's knees began to quiver, accompanied by a sudden backdoor gush in his skivvies. Lee definitely punked down to the mulignan that day.
by weave September 7, 2003
Get the Punked/Punked Downmug. I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.
by weave April 2, 2003
Get the PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAYmug. I just couldn't help indulging in a little apodyopsis after meeting the new office secretary; she had more curves than a warped two-by-four.
by weave September 20, 2003
Get the APODYOPSISmug. The girl I picked up at the bar was a dime, but after my slow dance with her and my proboscis nestled close to her armpit, I discovered that she put the "H" in hircismus.
by weave September 20, 2003
Get the HIRCISMUSmug. that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
Get the EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZERmug.