cootifying

the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out

after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying

by webster February 02, 2004

sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.

by Webster June 25, 2004

caps locked

1. the past tense form of "to caps lock"
2. having capitalized something on a keyboard

She caps locked her name when the boy failed to read it the first time.

by webster July 05, 2003

turd burgler

Illogical term. Excrement or fudge burgler would be more appropriate.

You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.

by webster September 19, 2004

butt mud

A particularly soft bowel movement, usually diarrhea-like.

After a hard night of drinking, I was a butt mud factory.

by Webster April 19, 2004

aneehoo

(1)the transitional statement used when a conversation has been exhausted of its interest. (2) the call for a change of subject.

by webster September 30, 2003

sorry

apology; doesnt make everything all better after being overly used.

She was sorry, for the millionth time, and no one seemed to care.

by Webster January 02, 2005