Vinter's definitions

Ballzheimers disease

Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.

Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.

by Vinter August 17, 2008

corporication

Corporication, a combination of corporation and fornication, embodies the principle of being screwed by the corporations. Formed after the rise and fall of the Roman empire true..see history of corporations the concept of a corporation was that the incorporated company had all the rights of an individual, yet (surprisingly) none of the ACCOUNTABILITY! This is how the corporations can ruin the ground water, dam up all the rivers,destroy the climate, poison our food with chemicals, and wreck the forests of the world. Corporification has resulted in the human species being at serious risk for extinction. The founding principle of the ability of corporations to do this, is the belief that people (you) are sheepified and will not respond, like a frog in a beaker of water being slowly heated over a stove, you will sit, happy as long as you have your beer and pizza, and not bother worrying about the destruction of the world about you. Welcome to coporification!

Corporication. Long after the Alberta tar sands had been mined of their oil, long after the forests had been denuded and clearcut, the starving nation of Canada still did not understand the horrific corporication their country had received. far away, in warmer climes, the very rich sipped their fancy drinks in their villas on the beach and congratulated themselves on a job well done.
Meanwhile, forever altered, Canadians succumbed to the erratic climate, droughts and fierce winters. Starvation and disease from polluted water ran amok, Canada was declared unfit for human habitation in the year 2045

by Vinter April 28, 2008

guzzlebopper

Guzzlebopper; A term defining a teen who hangs out with young adults in order to feed his/her desire for alcohol. Usually female, or gay, the guzzlebopper plays to the egos of the older people in the group to ingratiate themselves, and thus gain access to the groups ability to acquire booze.

Saisha hangs out with the boys from the mill. She likes dating older guys as she is a bit of a lush, they laugh at her behind her back and call her a real guzzlebopper. One time when she was passed out they took some very rude pictures of her and posted them on youtube.

by Vinter May 1, 2008

Cuntemolegist

Cuntemolegist: A specialist in the field of cuntemolegy. Many young men and even women these days begin early stages of this training in high school, continuing on to university or college, and into early adulthood. Professional cuntemolegists must pass the bar exam offered only by the Vernon Associated Genital Inspectors National Association, or simply V.A.G.I.N.A. Professional cuntemolegists must log over one thousand hours of intimate vaginal inspection and be able to log and classify all known types of human vaginas.

Tony was in deep in preparation for his cuntemolegists exam, the four girls in his dorm room lay side by side on his bed, legs high in the air, while Tony tested various theories of taste, stimulation, and sensatation. Tony loaded new batteries in the cuntemolegists secret weapon, the high speed monstervibe! bearded clam pussy gash

by vinter July 6, 2010

snagglefuck

Snagglefuck: A word used to describe sex gone terribly wrong. Snagglefuck can be used to describe instances where sex has embarrassed the participants, or hurt them in some way. It can also be used to describe intended sex that never happened, and lastly can describe painful sex or sexual irritation.

"That was the worst snagglefuck I ever had, there we were, behind the bleachers, I had Susie's dress up around her neck and I was hammering her puss for all I was worth...how was I to know they had a camera back there? How was I to know it was connected to the main display units, and audio too....all the crowd saw was my butt pumping away with Susie's legs over my shoulders crying "fuck me you wimp, fuck me like a man!"

by vinter May 16, 2008

sheepification

Sheepification: A term used by the largest governing bodies, that is; banks, multinational corporations,hedonistic wealth gluttons such as the Rothchild and Bush families. These companies immense reach into the minds of the public is hardly understood by the sheepified public who happily read their politicized and misleading textbooks in school, watch the plethora of mind numbing sport and animated programs on TV that help to groom them as consumers and willing slaves to desire for material goods.
Even Cancer, oil prices, and global starvation are part of the multinational game plan. The movie "The Matrix" was part entertainment, part clever warning about how sheepified the public has become.

Nancy was so sheepified she did not realize that the ads on TV that inspired her to run five miles every day were also part of the same media that was causing her as yet undiscovered cancer. She drank from PVC water bottles, used pvc sandwich wrap, drank chemically laced groundwater long ago polluted by big business, used a nutrient destroying microwave, ate meat and vegetables laced with steroids, hormones and antibiotics, slept on a foam mattress that released cancer causing fungicides and miticides into the air she breathed every night. Nancy did not know she was the perfect slave, the perfect consumer, her sheepification was complete...the whole idea of her protecting her health was a concept that led the richest of the rich to laugh all the way to the bank. Soon her cancer would provide them with the rest of her life's earnings, and even her death would be cause for profit.

by Vinter April 24, 2008

squifter

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

by Vinter May 1, 2008