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habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel has finally made it to the next level of being worst than before they now changed the homepage site and habbos now are doing adoption and they are just pixels you have real moms and dads why would you want a mom thats just a habbo what the hell why would you want furni if you already got furni at your house!? Once when you have been adopted you will think its out of hand now and you will want to not have her as a mom cause she has no furni.

habbo baby says Will you be my mommy?
habbo mom says Sure

2weeks later:
habbo Baby says I dont want you to be my mommy!
habbo mom says Why please dont leave me!!
habbo baby says i dont want you cause you dont have a room with furni!.
habbo mom says ok but please dont leave me!!

See what happenes to habbo hotel

by Urban Dictionary July 19, 2006

Filipino

Brown, proud, slick, fast, smart, hard-working, caring, loving and sincere people originating from the Philippines.

Putang inang shiet!!!

by Urban Dictionary June 6, 2005

coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!

Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!

by Urban Dictionary May 19, 2008

Man Slam

To fuck a girl so hard that her head goes through a wall, then your buddy on the other side of the wall sticks his dick in her mouth.

"Hey girl, whats wrong with your head?"
"I got Man Slammed."
"You should have been wearing your Viking Helmet."

by Urban Dictionary June 30, 2008

tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"

"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2008

fkr

Shortened variant of fucker. Used by short people and/or nerds worldwide to avoid getting in trouble. Can be said as eff-kay-arr or fucker depending on the situation.

PG version of fucker

School-rated term for when you want to identify your friend's species or call a teacher by his or her occupation

Person 1: You FKR!
Person 2: Who me?
Person 1: Yeh! ^_^

Mrs. Oliver Closof, you're a fkr, that's why you're so cool....

Dude, you're such a fkr!

by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2004

Hung Cat

A very painful manuver, but worth it in the long run. u need a farely long penis to attempt such a stunt, i dont recommend doing this without a professional. u must tuck ur meat and potatoes through ur bifkin behind to ur ass whence u moon sum1 with ur yak and 2 lemmings showing along with ur chocolate starfish.

while he was drunk, teddy fish came up with the idea to give the cops that where busting the rave a hung cat

by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003