133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
"I'm sorry" in VERY passive voice
India Ferrah made shit up on Alexis Mateo during 'RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars' Season 5 and tried to serve her best Drag Queen Apology aka Apolo-lie to clean up her tattered reputation. "I need to sincerely apologize for things that were said. If you were offended I'd like to directly apologize for actions taken in the past and it was never my intention to repeat an untrue thing that was mentioned."
by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020
Carla was excited to have a super-chill maskless drinks party with her gal pals after getting vaccinated. When Suzette arrived at her apartment she was positively joyous. "GIRL. we been cooped up for a damn year and, after getting vaccinated, I'm ready to relax and catch up." Carla replied, equally happy, "honey you're Relaxxinated and ready to go! I got you!"
by Uncle Joosie May 23, 2021
Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"
by Uncle Joosie November 30, 2020
The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency
by Uncle Joosie April 30, 2021
early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.
by Uncle Joosie June 27, 2017
Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021