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when Jorgeous was worried about tanking Snatch Game on Ru Paul’s Drag Race she knew a lipsync was coming. “no worries mama. I have my punching the ghost move!”
by Uncle Joosie March 19, 2022
Get the punching the ghostmug. Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.
by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022
Get the Orb Fondlingmug. when the ladies of Atlanta’s Real Housewives were unpacking LaToya’s relationship with Prophet Lott they called the rumors the holy drip
by Uncle Joosie May 15, 2021
Get the Holy Dripmug. With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
Get the Bored Journalist Syndromemug. Just before sprinting through halls of congress in fear of his life on Jan 6th, Joshua Hawley raised his fist in solidarity with Hillbilly Seditionists. Lying-liar Fisty McManhood then decided to pay a ghostwriter for a piece-of-shit book that he slapped his name on, in which he screeches about attacks on masculinity and what it means to be a "real" dude.
by Uncle Joosie May 25, 2023
Get the Fisty McManhoodmug. Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
Get the Mike Poundsmug. when racist lunatic donald trump steps to the podium against any sane Democrat and takes a crap on himself
Carla was 10 minutes in watching trump and Joe Biden at the debate and wanted to cram shards of glass in her eyes. "this ain't no discussion about policy; it's a fucking Duhbate!" she then poured a glass of Chardonnay and flipped over to Netflix.
by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020
Get the Duhbatemug.