Uncle Joosie's definitions

Karmacorona

Culture Club song remake that plays every time test-denying Republicans catch Coronavirus

after CNN reported that Rand Paul got diagnosed with COVID-19 Herb asked Alexa to play "Karma Chameleon." Herb exclaimed "that's some serious Karmacorona happening right now!" as Boy George sang.

by Uncle Joosie March 22, 2020

Preying on the prophet

'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.

by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021

Phone-noser

Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.

Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.

by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017

shekel greene

when fuckface Eric Trump attempts comedy.

on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018

Qpublicans

former "Grand Old Party" people who transformed into violent seditious conspiracy nutbags

In a closed-door caucus meeting Qpublicans gave Marjorie Taylor Greene a standing ovation because lunatic-fictional QAnon conspiracies about eating babies and Jewish space lasers are absolutely fine with assholes formerly known as republicans.

by Uncle Joosie February 4, 2021

Faulty Walnut

dysfunctional prostate

Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.

by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022

Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025