133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.
by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022
Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.
by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022
Bob was perusing Twitter this morning and stumbled on Arrestmas as a trending topic. In a week when Donald Trump might finally get arrested it will be the holiday of all holidays and we shall leave cookies out for Santa every night prior in the hopes he comes down the chimney with wrist-and-ankle shackles for the Orange Shitstain.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2023
anti-vaxxer, dangerous loon and doctor of philosophy Naomi Wolf got too crazy even for Twitter and she was banned, her timeline reduced to Nanopatticles... which was also a dopey word she tweeted once
by Uncle Joosie June 5, 2021
The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"
by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022
After Carl made fun of Finnegan for being bald he exclaimed "wow I got you good I'm like SO awesome at this" to which Finnegan replied "wow you're like a special breed of Bragging Cunt"
by Uncle Joosie June 24, 2019
on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018