Definitions by Uncle Joosie
cunt-silenced
Harold asked Google to send a text to Jerome "don't be a cunt, man!"; in its translation Google censored the C word as "C***". "I will not be cunt-silenced!" Harold screamed at his phone
cunt-silenced by Uncle Joosie March 1, 2020
Shmessy
Kenya brought Cookie Lady to lunch to ambush Tanya about her about the boyfriend's dalliances. "that's some fucked up Shmessy, girl" Cynthia said, which then caused a fight with Kenya.
Shmessy by Uncle Joosie February 17, 2020
instant ghost
Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
instant ghost by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
Mike Pounds
Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."
Mike Pounds by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
Nervous NextDoor Nancy
when Carol's phone buzzed with an urgent alert she eye-rolled cuz it was another hysterical post from Carl. "there's our Nervous NextDoor Nancy hearing gunfire again" she welped.
Nervous NextDoor Nancy by Uncle Joosie January 21, 2020
Whitetitlement
Meg McCain tried dragging Whoopi Goldberg with Whitetitlement and was shut down quickly; Whoopi said 'Meg, you in danger girl. stop it'
Whitetitlement by Uncle Joosie December 16, 2019
Fiona'd
Gym Jordan and others tried to come for Dr. Fiona Hill during impeachment hearings but all they got instead was Fiona'd—roundly humiliated in front of millions of viewers
Fiona'd by Uncle Joosie November 21, 2019