UltimateDoge's definitions

Absolutists

They ruin everything.

Moral absolutists don't tend to think of the good consequences that could come out of doing a particular thing because society has taught them that a particular thing is just wrong no matter what. They don't even want to try and make the consequences good. I'll give you a real life example. I know someone who finished a relationship because his girlfriend asked him to buy her cigarettes. While it may take a toll on her health, it is her choice to smoke at the end of the day and if he just bought her the fags, then they still would've been happy together. The good consequence coming out of that is making her happy and that's the most important thing.

by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022

Nicola Sturgeon

One who upholds democracy, but doesn't understand what it is.

The majority of the Scottish Public voted no for Independence at the 2014 IndyRef, yet Nicola Sturgeon wants to hold IndyRef2? Where's the democracy in that?

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2021

Death Metal

Earrape

If you don't stop playing death metal, then I'll call the wee woos to have you arrested for earrape.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

TTTE

Acronym for Thomas The Tank Engine

TTTE is god

by UltimateDoge June 17, 2022

Aphobia

Aphobia is prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual against an individual who identifies as Asexual.

Jay: I identify as Asexual
Jack: Is that because you can't hold a relationship longer than 2 weeks?
Jay: Wow aphobia much........

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

Liberalism

Where people support social diversity, but they can't achieve it because liberals have double standards. While liberals support black lives matter and support women's rights, they go about bashing men and bashing white people although men and women pretty much have the same rights now and slavery is no more, yet people are making a fuss about it and still shaming white people about it although none of us white people living in today's society took part in it.

Liberalism ideology is so contradictory. They want equal rights, but they just make it worse by making relations towards the other side worse.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

Coronaspiracy theory

bIlL gAtEs VaCcInE

tHe GrEaT rEsEt

5g

sHeEpLe

mAsKs ReStRiCt My BrEaThInG

mAsKs TaKe AwAy My Freedom!

mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa

gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts

eViL gOvErNmEnT

IT'S ALL A BIG CORONASPIRACY THEORY!🤪🤪🤪

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021