I Am One

The best song by The Smashing Pumpkins and also the best song ever.

See you, don't you want to? See you, I am one

by UltimateDoge October 12, 2022

Ghoster

When you wipe your asshole after taking a shit and there's nothing.

Everytime I wipe my ass and it's a ghoster, it feels like I've done something right

by UltimateDoge January 16, 2025

End of the world

The world was supposed to end in 1998, 2000, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2018, and 2020. It's all just tabloid scare tactics used simply for the purpose of arousing alarm.

Sheep: Did you read The Sun? They say that the end of the world is upon us!!!?!?!?!

Critical thinker: Tabloids are unreliable sources of information. I'd listen to the scientists rather than hearsay.

by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021

Black people can't be racist

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.

"bLaCk PeOpLe CaN't Be RaCiSt"

by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021

Furry

Strange humans who pursue an unhealthy obsession with anthropomorphic animals.

Person 1: Look, he's taking a picture with a furry!

Person 2: What a loser!

by UltimateDoge July 17, 2021

Clickbait

One two three four five, once I caught a fan I like,six seven eight nine 10, now I let them go again. Why did you let them go? Because my videos are shit bro, which video did they dislike? The video of me falling me calling a Jew a kike.

Clickbait for dislikes much.

by UltimateDoge July 18, 2021

Louis Armstrong

A man who has been arrested due to sitting beside a white woman on the bus under Jim Crow laws and had had guns pulled out on him so he could play jazz for people, yet he still lived to be the most happy and jolly bloke until his death.

RIP Louis Armstrong 1901-1971 😇💙

Despite the hurdles Louis Armstrong has went jumped, he even sang about the wonderful aspects of the world.

See: What a wonderful world

by UltimateDoge August 30, 2021