UltimateDoge's definitions

Screen Gems

See: S from hell

Screen Gems is the programming service which brought us the scary ass logo consisting of a red S and a yellow background. Better known a the S from hell

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

70kg

My current body weight as of Friday 27th May 2022.

I am 5'9" and 70kg

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Do your research

Quotidian response spouted by conspiracy theorists when they are unable to provide a reliable source to back up their delusional and uncorroborated claims.

Tin foil wearer: Covid is a hoax
Smart person: Care to provide me with sources; I'd like to know further details about your claim.
Tin foil wearer: Go do your research, I'm not doing it for you.

by UltimateDoge April 28, 2021

Killswitch Engage

Fuckin brilliant metal band with aggressive vocals, heavily distorted guitar riffs and pinch harmonics. They're my favourite melodic metalcore band.

Killswitch Engage rules and that cannot be argued against.

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023

Fireman sam

The hero next door.

Fireman sam you should not ignore. Sam is the hero next door.

by UltimateDoge July 13, 2021

Bad boy

Jeffy

Jeffy: You said Jeffy's a bad boy *cries and hits his head*

Mario: No No No No! Good Jeffy.

Jeffy: You said Jeffy's a good boy? *stops crying*

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Coronavirus

This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔

Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.

by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021