Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Kidney Bean Effect 

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

Kidney Bean Effect by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Real Talk 

1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.

Real talk: This definition is correct. Accept no substitutes.

Real Talk by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025

Boyfailure 

A young adult male who is just really bad at life in general, usually through no fault of their own. A boyfailure is typically socially awkward, absent-minded or otherwise "stupid" to a ridiculous degree, extremely lonely (willingly or not), or (more commonly) a combination of the three. Their ineptitude is considered cute or endearing by some and the term is usually not meant to be insulting, even though it inherently is. Also called "Boyfail."

"Do you ever just want to take a boyfailure under your wing and take care of him?"
"Damn right I do."

Boyfailure by Ubeenbamboozledson July 29, 2025

Stephe 

A technically correct spelling of the name "Steve."

After all, if "Stephen" is pronounced like that, what's wrong with "Stephe"? Nothing, that's what.

Hello, Stephe

Stephe by Ubeenbamboozledson July 21, 2025

Tackle Box 

A person with an unhealthy and/or just plain unattractive number of piercings (esp. on the face).

Get a load of tackle box over there. What a loon.

Tackle Box by Ubeenbamboozledson July 21, 2025

Poison Ban 

A severe type of ban from a game or website where the offender's account is permanently banned and their IP is permanently blacklisted, preventing them from making any new accounts.

Roblox popularized the term "poison ban," as it became the commonly accepted term for such a ban.

Poison Ban by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2025

Oh My PC 

An Internet meme slang that is said when a person's computer begins to lag severely.

Minecraft player: "How much TNT did you put down?"
Other Minecraft player: *Lights TNT* "A lot."
Minecraft player: "What do you mean 'a lot'?"
*TNT explodes. The game starts lagging like crazy*

"OH MY PC!!!!"

Oh My PC by Ubeenbamboozledson June 19, 2025